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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 29, 2010 / 17 Tamuz 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Lakers owner's daughter Jeannie Buss said Monday she can't get Phil Jackson to marry her. He's a Methodist preacher's son and now a practicing Buddhist. This combination allows people to enjoy watching his conscience each week on Animal Planet.


California voters were warned about the potency of today's pot Tuesday as they considered November's legalization ballot measure. Opponents say California voters will never legalize marijuana. Jerry Brown will be governor again before that happens.


New York's former governor Eliot Spitzer will host a prime-time show with columnist Kathleen Parker on CNN. He resigned his office over a hooker and she's a conservative pundit. The ratings will be great until viewers realize they're not arguing over price.


Michael Jackson was spotlighted for the anniversary of his death Saturday. When he died he was on Paxil, Zoloft, Valium, Xanax, Dilaudid, Demerol, Percosets and Propofol. He is believed to be the only person in history who descended to heaven.


Labor Secretary Hilda Solis made a commercial promising to help illegal aliens get better wages. We all mean well. Americans don't want their clothes sewn by underpaid Mexican migrants, they want them made by underpaid Chinese twelve-year-olds.


Arizona took a hit from the federal government Thursday when the U.S. Department of Education canceled a conference in Phoenix. These conferences showcase all the new textbooks. The maps in the new social studies books have no Israel and no Arizona.


Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings began Monday. She'll be tough to block. Republicans have been going through past records looking for something disqualifying, but so far every golf scorecard she signed adds up correctly.


The White House press spokesman said Wednesday there is nothing wrong with the president playing golf while the oil spill is raging. You know Democrats. President Obama doesn't think of it as playing golf, he thinks of it as promoting electric cars.


President Obama hosted Russian President Dimitri Medvedev Thursday. They agreed on poultry exports. Now that President Obama revealed the size of our nuclear arsenal the only way that we can play chicken with the Russians is with real chickens.


President Obama took Russian President Medvedev to Ray's Hell Burger in Virginia Thursday. It got a bit messy. Halfway through lunch Joe Biden accidentally knocked over his iced tea and he demanded that BP send a team of experts to clean up the spill.


General David Petraeus faces tough Senate questions this week over the U.S. troops' rules of engagement in Afghanistan. Americans are trained not to shoot anyone unless they can see his weapon. After the massage incident Al Gore's lucky to be alive.

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