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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 23, 2010 / 11 Tamuz 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | BP chairman Tony Hayward left to sail in England's summer yacht races Thursday and relinquished his oil spill responsibility. It felt high-handed. President Obama was so angry when he heard the news that he hooked his next three shots out of bounds.


The L.A. Lakers enjoyed a parade before thousands of fans in downtown Los Angeles Monday. The parade was two miles long. It went from the site of Michael Jackson's memorial service to the site of O.J. Simpson's acquittal to save money on police planning.


Bobby Fischer's body was ordered exhumed in Iceland Friday for a DNA test over a paternity claim on his estate. Watch for a surprise. When they come to dig him up, Bobby will move two graves over and one grave forward and put Iceland's king in check.


President Obama marked the old Southern emancipation celebration of Juneteenth on Saturday to highlight African-American history. So much went unrecorded. Sixty million Americans under the age of thirty have no idea that Michael Jackson was black.


President Obama attended a Washington Nationals game Friday to try to get away from the Gulf oil spill crisis. His mind is always on the task at hand. He gladly accepted the team's invitaion to take BP until he realized they meant batting practice.


Greenpeace advocates complained Monday the BP settlement won't repair ecological damage to the gulf. It could cause havoc in the animal world. All the species want to breed with the pelicans to get in on some of that emergency cash they're collecting.


China's central bank reported Sunday it will float the yuan until the currency reaches stability. Counterfeiting's a real problem. Fisherman in the Gulf of Mexico are making up for losses by capturing sea lions and passing them off to zoos as pandas.


Maytag announced Thursday that they will recall two million dishwashers, saying the electrical wiring could pose a fire hazard in homes and businesses. It wasn't the only dishwasher recall this month. Arizona's immigration law takes effect in July.


The L.A. City Council considered lifting its Arizona boycott to buy Arizona-made street corner cameras that catch motorists running red lights. By exempting this company the city is just asking for a lawsuit. The cameras only catch the brown cars.


Nebraskans in Fremont voted Monday whether to ban hiring or renting to illegal aliens. It's a climate issue on the prairies. The illegal aliens coming north from Mexico could bump into the terror suspects coming south from Canada and form tornadoes.


Al-Qaeda issued a videotape saying they will attack America with holy warriors entering the U.S. through Mexico. They just have to send teenaged boys through the land of Mexican beer, legalized drugs and Mexican women and see how long they remain religious fanatics. By the time they get into the U.S. they're ready to pledge Sigma Nu.

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