Home
In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 22, 2010 / 10 Tamuz 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | McDonald's recalled twelve million Shrek drinking glasses Friday when the feds warned that they contained the carcinogen cadmium. The company's in real trouble. Barack Obama just ordered McDonald's to pay to replace all the barware in New Orleans.


BP's Tony Hayward testified about the oil spill to Congress on Thursday. Firing squads are more humane. They would have offered him a blindfold and a cigarette, but smoking's banned in the U.S. Capitol and the blindfolds are for the Treasury Department.


House Democrats took turns flogging BP's Tony Hayward in Thursday hearings. They really enjoyed it. Republicans fly to West Hollywood to go to a bondage club but when you're the majority party you can set one up right in the committee hearing room.


BP's Tony Hayward remained cool in Thursday's hearings under brutal questioning by House Democrats. They were out for blood. No one believed Tony when he claimed he had no idea that Reggie Bush's parents had been provided a free house in San Diego.


South Carolina Democrats considered Thursday whether to overturn Alvin Greene's primary election. He won't drop out. The voters nominated an unemployed accused sex offender, and like every American he dreams of someday being an employed sex offender.


New York's former governor Eliot Spitzer was in talks with CNN Friday to replace Larry King. The logistics for the network would be tough. For every hour that CNN gives to Eliot Spitzer they may have to grant equal time to anti-prostitution groups.


FBI files revealed Tuesday that Jack Kennedy and his brothers Bobby and Teddy hosted sex parties at the Hotel Carlyle while he was president. The orgies involved scores of women. If the Warren Commission had known about this they might have concluded Lee Harvey Oswald was just a jealous husband doing what jealous husbands do.


The House of Representatives voted to apologize for the U.S. renting slaves from local planters to build the U.S. Capitol two hundred years ago. There was no other way. They were fifteen hundred miles from Mexico and the railroad hadn't been invented yet.


Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah meets with President Obama at the White House next week. It's amazing that any oil man would still come. Every time an oil man comes to the White House the Secret Service frisks him, takes his wallet and runs up his credit cards.

Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.

JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.


Argus' Archives

© 2009, Argus Hamilton

Columnists

Toons

Lifestyles