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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 21, 2010 / 9 Tamuz 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | World Cup crowds were ripped by doctors Thursday who said the buzzing vuvuzela horns were spreading germs throughout the stadium. Nothing can be done. The U.N. tried to set up a Clean Vuvuzela Exchange but the locals insist on sharing them to save money.


World Cup team hotel demands were reported in Johannesburg Monday. Argentina's coach demanded he be allowed to bring his own personal toilet with him to South Africa. Apparently not everybody is on board with the concept of integrated bathrooms.


Charlie Sheen's silver Mercedes-Benz was stolen and crashed last week. It was the second silver Benz stolen from his home and crashed this year. The economy's so bad even guys who make two million a show are committing insurance fraud to pay the bills.


The FBI released files saying that Jack Kennedy held sex parties at the Hotel Carlyle. In those days it was easier to keep secrets. If Jackie Kennedy had ever read JFK's text messages he would have been the only U.S. president assassinated twice.


Al Gore was reported Tuesday to be having an affair with Laurie David, the ex-wife of Larry David. The infidelity ended Gore's marriage. People have been blaming everything on George Bush for so long we forgot that some things could be blamed on Bill Clinton.


White House dinner crasher Michaela Salahi landed a role on the Real Housewives of Washington D.C. What a gal. She exposed the poor White House gate security at the state dinner for India and the next thing you know there was a state dinner for Mexico.


President Obama pressed BP into setting up a twenty billion dollar escrow fund Wednesday. It will act just like a government, taking from the rich and giving to the poor. He's just named Rod Blagojevich governor of the new state of Corruptopia.


House Minority Leader John Boehner's disclosure forms revealed he lost a fortune in BP stock. The reason he's so tan is he lost his shirt. Every time Boehner goes to Arizona to campaign for John McCain he risks being detained by police and deported to Mexico.


Barack Obama forced BP to pay oil rig workers during the deep sea drilling ban he imposed. They go to sea for a week, make a fortune, come back ashore for a week and blow it. They are like Somali pirates except now the White House boards the ships for them.


British Petroleum adopted Saudi Arabia's oil spill clean-up methods Wednesday and began burning the oil in the Gulf. The tourism troubles are over. Alabama and Mississippi can now advertise their beaches as an all-you-can-eat fried shrimp buffet.


President Obama was blasted in New York Tuesday for comparing the oil spill to the World Trade Center attack. He didn't mean to equate the murder of three thousand Americans to the plight of oily ducks. What he meant was that this is going to be his excuse to wildly expand the power of the federal government and to wiretap his enemies.

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