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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 16, 2010 / 4 Tamuz 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The World Cup took center stage Saturday when England played the United States to a one-one tie. The Americans scored when the English goalie let a U.S. kick slip right through his hands into the net. Everybody in Britain has got oil on their hands.


California teen Abby Sunderland was rescued in her sailboat in the Indian Ocean Sunday. Her disappearance cost the U.S. government a lot of money. President Obama has to buy commercial time to get on the cable networks whenever a young blonde girl goes missing.


South Carolina started a probe Monday into how Alvin Greene won the Democratic Senate nomination. He didn't bother to campaign and he's been arrested for showing pornography to a college girl. The guy acts like he's been in office for twenty years.


The Weather Channel aired video of heavy flooding in Oklahoma City Monday. The president gave his standard reaction. You add that much water to an oil state which is populated overwhelmingly by people of British ancestry, and it becomes BP's problem.


President Obama meets with British Petroleum officials Wednesday in Washington amid signs of progress. The oil company said they're catching six hundred thousand gallons of oil a day. Who knew that ducks were even more absorbent than Bounty Towels.


President Obama urged American tourists to visit the Gulf Coast on his trip to Mississippi and Alabama Monday. An air of defeat hangs everywhere. The Sons of Confederate Veterans just granted diplomatic recognition to the Offspring of Oil Men.


The White House worked with BP to set up an escrow account to pay the Gulf damage claims Monday. Escrow is the place where the money is held until the deal is completed. In Chicago, that's usually the left inside pocket of a senator's suit coat.


Moody's downgraded Greece's government bonds four notches to junk status Monday. Even that was being kind. No one wants to say that the paper is worthless, but Mr. Whipple was fired by Safeway Thursday for squeezing the Greek government bonds.


The Pentagon said Afghanistan is rich in lithium deposits which is the mineral used to power laptops and cellphones. Right on time. Every two years we try to fool the Afghans into believing that something's going to make them more money than heroin.


A California judge refused to suspend Michael Jackson's doctor Conrad Murray's license Monday. Why should he? Michael Jackson took any pain pill he wanted any time he wanted it, and today he is worth a billion dollars and he's in no pain at all.


The FBI revealed Monday that Teddy, Bobby and Jack Kennedy held sex parties in the early Sixties. No one tattled on them and no one suffered. There was a time in this country when a Democrat could go to confession and that would be the end of it.

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