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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 15, 2010 / 3 Tamuz 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Pete Rose said Tuesday he will auction off the baseball bat he used to collect his final hit. The bat could fetch millions. It could break the record set when Al the Bookie auctioned off the baseball bat he used to collect Pete Rose's final bet.


Psychology Today released a study Thursday saying kids raised by lesbians have higher self-esteem. The timing is suspicious. The magazine swears it was just a coincidence that the study was released during the women's softball finals in Oklahoma City.


Disney-owned ESPN closed its ESPN Zone restaurants Tuesday after the chain failed to lure Hooters customers with sports broadcasts. It's actually good economic news. It shows that Americans are still going out to restaurants, just not with their wives.


The Chicago Blackhawks defeated the Philadelphia Flyers to win Lord Stanley's Cup Wednesday. The city is throwing a huge parade to honor the hockey team. Dentists will have a float in the parade and they will be throwing business cards to the crowd.


Charlie Sheen rejected an assault plea deal in Aspen because it doesn't let him smoke in jail for thirty days. He's counting on the support of fellow smokers. He is under the mistaken belief that President Obama can pardon him for a state crime.


Democrat Jerry Brown got the nomination for California governor Tuesday. At one time he was the boy wonder of California politics. Today he's such a dinosaur that if Meg Whitman crushes him hard enough in November, it could cause the next oil spill.


President Obama used vulgar language on TV over the Gulf spill last week. He'd been goaded by Hollywood to get tough on BP. In two years he's gone from being the first African-American in the White House to the first president directed by Spike Lee.


Barack Obama threatened BP with criminal prosecution Tuesday, killing the stock price. Half of BP is owned by Americans. If Bush were president, Colin Powell would be showing the U.N. how Iran set fire to the Gulf rig with an unmarked Popsicle truck.


British Prime Minister David Cameron flew to Washington over the weekend where he urged President Obama to stop bashing British Petroleum. The president needs a reality check. Polls show that if Barack Obama forces Americans to choose between him and England he could reverse the American Revolution just in time for the Fourth of July.

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