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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 14, 2010 / 2 Tamuz 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tiger Woods said Monday his foundation will open two new learning centers this fall in Washington. The learning centers will bring the golfer together with local schoolchildren. They'll teach Tiger how to erase text messages before mommy sees them.


Al and Tipper's daughter Karenna filed for divorce Wednesday as her sister and parents did. It's tough on a family when everything is spun for political gain. One day Tipper slipped and fell on the kitchen floor and Al blamed it on British Linoleum.


Lindsay Lohan was busted Monday when her ankle monitor caught her drinking. The electronic device detected booze in the actress's perspiration and transmitted the data to a monitoring center. The poor girl could have died drinking inside a closed refrigerator.


California's Claremont School of Theology added training for Muslim and Jewish clergy to its curriculum this fall. They'll also add Hindus and Buddhists. They hope to make it a place to play war games and test combat strategies against other religions.


Los Angeles police began raiding and closing down unlicensed medical marijuana stores Tuesday. They met little resistance. By the time the police arrived there was nothing to confiscate but Twinkie wrappers and Cartoon Network program schedules.


Louisiana wildlife officials gathered oil-covered pelicans Tuesday and brought them to Fort Jackson. It's a rehab center for birds. First they get them clean, then they put little ankle monitors on them so they can tell if they start drinking again.


Meg Whitman won the GOP nomination for California governor Tuesday. The former eBay CEO spent eighty million dollars of her own money that she made selling used electronics, jewelry and secondhand goods over the Internet. Californians reason that if we can't have a fence on the border at least we can have one in the governor's office.


Blanche Lincoln won her primary fight with Bill Clinton's help Tuesday. She is the third Democrat he's saved from retirement this year. Lots of politicians talk about saving Social Security but Bill's the only one who actually reduces its outlays.


South Carolina U.S. Senate nominee Alvin Greene was found to have been arrested. He tried to pick up a college girl by showing her lewd Internet photos. It's a felony in South Carolina but out in California it's the number-one reason people buy iPhones.


The U.N. Security Council sanctioned Iran on Wednesday for its nuclear weapons program. Iran will find a way around the sanctions. If Barack Obama ever learned anything in Illinois he knows that there aren't enough hours in a day to watch a crook.


The Pentagon confirmed reports Monday that Mexico's military illegally crossed the U.S. border into Arizona dozens of times in the past year. It's fun to take them on. Every time you score a direct hit on one of Mexico's tanks, candy comes out of it.

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