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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 10, 2010 / 28 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Apple unveiled its new iPhone at a high-tech convention Monday which features a front-facing camera for video chats. It's a technological wonder. Doctors will be able to watch the tumors develop on the side of your head as you talk on the phone.


The Washington Nationals named seventeen-year-old slugger Bryce Harper the top draft pick Monday, he's being called the best prospect since Mickey Mantle. The Nationals fans are so excited. They can't wait to see what the Yankees give up for him.


Charlie Sheen agreed to a month in jail in Aspen Monday on assault charges. He was also sentenced to coach actors at a local theater during the day while he does his time. Aspen so wants to be liked by Hollywood they're sentencing actors to direct.


New York bank teller Debrahlee Lorenzana sued Citibank Thursday for firing her for dressing too sexy at work. She wore low-cut blouses and short, tight dresses. The bank got upset when she refused to divide her tips with them.


White House reporter Helen Thomas said Jews should leave Israel and go home to Poland and Germany. She kept her anti-Semitism hidden for years. However, it does explain why at the start of each press conference her right arm was the first to go up.


President Obama angered Israel with his lack of support in last week's Gaza blockade incident. It's odd for Democrats to oppose Israel. Democrats only oppose oil, and the only time Israel ever had any, the U.S. made them give it back to Egypt after the war.


The White House sent oil stocks falling Friday by vowing to prosecute British Petroleum for environmental damage. There's a lot of room for interpretation in the law. Dick Cheney would be prosecuting the pelicans for trying to fly off with BP's oil.


President Obama told the Today show he will meet with oil rig experts so he'll know whose ass to kick over the Gulf oil spill. Everyone's telling him to get mad. Any day now Barack Obama will be grabbing a bullhorn and referring to BP as Oil Qaeda.


British Petroleum placed a cap over the leaking Gulf well Friday that started to work. Ornithologists said the oil isn't as toxic to the birds as you would expect. Now that they're all as rich as Jed Clampett they can't keep the chicks away.


President Obama discussed health costs with seniors Tuesday. The U.S. is mailing two-hundred-and-fifty-dollar checks to seniors today to buy prescription drugs. Madams across the country are reporting a big surge in requests for Betty Grable look-alikes.


Nancy Pelosi was heckled onstage for thirty minutes by left-wing protesters at a progressive conference. She couldn't believe her own people were throwing things at her. However, her face never betrayed any fear, it's a side effect of botox.


President Obama spoke at Kalamazoo Central High School Monday and urged seniors not to blame other people for their own mistakes. The kids are used to this malarky. Ten years ago Bill Clinton told Kalamazoo High that nothing's more important than family, and five years ago President Bush ended his speech by flashing the peace sign.

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