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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 9, 2010 / 27 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | White House press corps mainstay Helen Thomas was forced to retire on Monday after saying Jews should leave Israel and go back home to Germany. Ninety-year-old women have no filter over what they're really thinking. As long as Betty White is a nymphomaniac and not an anti-Semite she will host Saturday Night Live every year.


Tiger Woods hit three spectators with golf shots during the final round of the Memorial on Sunday. Somehow he ended up three-under-par. It's easy for Tiger Woods to keep score on each hole, he just looks back down the fairway and counts the wounded.


World Ocean Day marked the one hundredth anniversary of the birth of the famed oceanographer Jacques Cousteau Monday. He wouldn't recognize it today. When Jacques Cousteau explored the ocean it was an eco-system, today it's an energy drink for cars.


President Obama flogged British Petroleum Friday and ran down the value of oil stocks. He destroyed bank stocks, now he's going after oil stocks. Soon there won't be a single company in the nation that pays dividends unless the OctoMom incorporates.


President Obama assured the Gulf States of better days ahead Monday. He stated he wants to use the oil spill to make the area better. Wages in the oil industry are so good that some people are actually making more money than government employees.


George W. Bush told a crowd in Grand Rapids Friday he waterboarded Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and he'd do at again to save lives. He doesn't care that the confession is inadmissible in court. He just enjoyed reliving Hell Week at his college fraternity.


Journal Psychology published a study Monday on the effects of the recession on daily habits. It says during the recession the average person has lost an hour of sleep a night. The good news is, when you're not working you can take a nap in the afternoon.


Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sent Queen Elizabeth a birthday greeting from the government of the United States Friday, but she sent it a week too soon. The memory is first to go. Hillary's a Methodist and the Queen's birthday is the second thing taught in Methodist confirmation class right after Arnold Palmer's Golf Secrets.

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