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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 3, 2010 / 21 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Homeland Security asked Avatar director James Cameron about the best way to plug the oil spill. They're desperate. To make Barack Obama look like an environmental hero they are bringing in James Cameron to turn him into our nation's first blue president.


Arizona Democrats teamed with Mexican lawmakers to fight Arizona's immigration law in World Court. The migrants complain the desert passage is too brutal. They are taught from birth that be it ever so humble, there's no place like somewhere else.


Hispanics picketed Dodger Stadium Tuesday to protest Arizona's new immigration law. Support for the law is spreading. During the game one middle infielder made an error, prompting the umpires to check his papers and two groundskeepers to take him away.


The Obama administration announced it has serious reservations about Arizona's new immigration law, which lets the state arrest illegal aliens. The bureaucrats have never been out West. They think if they have reservations they can get casino licenses.


The U.S. World Cup team plays England next week in South Africa. Nobody believes that England and the U.S. are really going up against each other. Everybody thinks they're colluding to humiliate the French, defeat the Germans and steal the Arab's oil.


Japan offered to telecast future World Cups in hologram form projected to home field soccer stadiums. The technology got Washington's attention. Politicians can appear to be in bed with their wives while they're actually in Argentina with their soulmates.


Charlie Sheen will agree Monday to a thirty-day sentence for assaulting his wife in Aspen, however the judge won't let him smoke in jail. He always lands on his feet. Only Charlie Sheen could spend thirty days in prison and add thirty years to his life.


Israel got no help from the U.S. government Monday after its navy boarded a Palestinian boat that tried to run the blockade on its border. There's no double standard here. The Obama administration is on record against secure borders.


Hillary Clinton returned from China last week where she discussed foreign policy with Chinese leaders and handed out teddy bears to Chinese children. The children looked really scared. They thought she was returning them because they were defective.


The Staples Center hosts the NBA finals tonight in L.A. During time-outs, couples kiss when they're caught by the kiss-cam and the crowd judges the sincerity of each kiss by applauding or booing. Erin Andrews refuses to cover games at the Staples Center for fear that she'll be lynched by the crowd if she refuses to kiss her stalker.

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