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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 1, 2010 / 19 Sivan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama held a press conference Thursday to address the Gulf of Mexico disaster. It was getting worse each hour. After the press conference the president met Bill Clinton for lunch, which was the first sign that the slick has reached Obama.

German pharmaceutical maker Boehringer Ingelheim is submitting the first female Viagra pill to the FDA for approval this month. It chemically incites female desire. Today a lot of women need help to get aroused, particularly after they Google a man's credit score.

Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson flew to America in disgrace Wednesday after she was caught on tape selling access to Prince Andrew. She said she wants to be on Dancing with the Stars. That's her back-up plan if she can't sell access to Joe Biden.

The Special Relationship was on HBO Saturday with Dennis Quaid as Bill Clinton and Michael Sheen as Tony Blair. They always stood by each other no matter what. True friends are like British Petroleum: they're there for you through thick and thin.

President Obama addressed the BP oil spill at his press conference on Thursday. He said people who criticize his response don't know the facts. Someone needs to tell all the people waiting on the roofs in New Orleans that they're in the wrong disaster.

President Obama took responsibility for his part in the Gulf spill Thursday. He said his mistake was trusting the oil companies. He then requisitioned three jumbo jets, two limousines and one helicopter to take the family to Chicago for the weekend.

President Obama blamed the spill on a culture of accommodation at the Interior Department in the Bush administration. He's right about the culture part. It's okay for Africans to dance, for Italians to sing, for Irish to drink, and for Greeks to go on vacation, but WASPs have to replace their divots every time they drill for oil.

Hispanic protesters infuriated L.A. motorists Thursday by lying down at Wilshire Blvd. and Westwood Ave. to protest Arizona's immigration law. The intersection handles ninety thousand cars each hour. Nothing aggravates motorists in Los Angeles like speed bumps.

The Border Patrol revealed Thursday they caught a hundred men sneaking into the U.S. from Mexico last year who came from Pakistan, Yemen, Syria, Iran and Saudi Arabia. Who knows what they might try. The damage from suicide donkeys can't be calculated until we see how many House Democrats who voted for cap-and-trade and health care lose in November.

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