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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 30, 2010 / 18 Tamuz 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The FBI busted a Russian spy ring operating in New York, New Jersey and Boston on Monday. The men-and-women Russian spy teams were disguised as American couples living in suburban homes. Their cover was blown when they paid their mortgage on time.


Toy Story Three trounced Tom Cruise at the box office Sunday, signaling the end of the superstar's movie career. Cartoon characters now rule the world. The movie was financed by the Little Mermaid with her compensation check from British Petroleum.


The U.S. soccer team was eliminated by Ghana in the World Cup quarterfinals last weekend, repeating Ghana's elimination victory over the U.S. four years ago. It was agonizing. Ghana has now ousted the U.S. two times, which breaks North Vietnam's record.


Phil Jackson told the Western Governors Conference Sunday that he might retire for health reasons. He's won five NBA titles in Los Angeles and he doesn't want to push his luck. He was able to get home from the last one with only third-degree burns.


Marilyn Monroe's chest x-rays were sold at auction in Las Vegas for forty-five thousand dollars Sunday. Back in the Fifties, women had their chests x-rayed and examined right in the doctor's office. Today they generally get it done at the airport


The Supreme Court struck down Chicago's handgun ban Monday, ruling Chicago must respect gun rights. There goes the neighborhood. Until now only the cops in Chicago could carry handguns, and as long as you slipped them a twenty they wouldn't shoot you.


Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan cited her time as Bill Clinton's White House counsel Monday. Being Bill Clinton's legal adviser is like being Al Gore's masseuse. It starts out as a professional relationship but it winds being your word against his.


Al Gore sent out a fundraising e-mail for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. He's trying to capitalize on the masseuse's accusations against him in the tabloids. Al wants to get his hands into Democrats' pockets while her description of him in the police report as a sex-crazed poodle is still fresh in everyone's minds.


General David Petraeus took over command in Afghanistan on Monday after General McChrystal was fired for calling the White House a bunch of clowns. The clowns are just the warm-up act for most Americans. We pay our taxes to see a Wild West Show.


Nancy Pelosi wrote Democratic donors Friday warning that a GOP win in November will destroy everything and give House Republicans subpoena power. No one party can get away with fooling all the people all the time. That's why we have two parties.


Joe Biden swore at a Wisconsin ice cream vendor Sunday who asked him for lower taxes. The audio caught Joe calling him a vulgar name. If Joe had gone into the priesthood the church's most embarrassing problem today would be microphone abuse.


New York's new cigarette tax takes effect Wednesday which will raise the price of a pack of cigarettes sold in New York to eleven dollars. The banks are said to be upset. It's even harder to foreclose on a pack of cigarettes than it is on a house.

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