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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 22, 2009 / 30 Sivan 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton slipped and broke an elbow in the State Department parking lot Thursday and had to be driven to George Washington Hospital for treatment. There was no delay at all. The economy is so bad now that all the cab drivers speak English.


The Pentagon deployed missile interceptors to Honolulu on Friday after reports that the North Koreans are planning to fire a missile at Hawaii. The president's birthplace is safe. It'll take them ten years to build a missile that can reach Kenya.


Defense Secretary Bob Gates called on China's help when North Korea threatened Hawaii Friday. China is ambivalent. Hawaii is our fiftieth state and changing all those U.S. flags back to forty-nine stars will keep Chinese sweatshops humming for years.


The Ayatollah warned the Iranian protesters Friday that troops would crack down and crack down hard on further protests. It really backfired. Ten thousand people Twittered that he'd offered crack to the mob, and that just brought out the Laker fans.


Iranians defied the Ayatollah's threats Friday as protesters used technology to thwart the news blackout. It's like an Alfred Hitchcock movie. First a Canadian goose brings down an airliner and now Twitter is bringing down the government of Iran.


President Obama stated Friday he is concerned by the Ayatollah Khamenei vowing to crush protesters. He should ignore calls to do what Ronald Reagan did. If he sells Iran missiles and uses the profits to end communism it will kill his health care plan.


House Democrats released a trillion dollar health care bill Friday without any mention of how they'll pay for it. They say they hope to get Americans sold on its benefits before they reveal its cost. It's a technique they learned from crack dealers.


Bermuda's premier was ripped by parliament Friday for letting Uighers settle there. It may work. The way to get the detainees to talk is to put them on a beach, hand them a piņa colada, then have a swimsuit model ask them what they did in the war.


The U.S. government was asked on Thursday to pay the City of London five million dollars in unpaid parking tickets owed by the U.S. embassy staff. It's a nasty trait shared by Anglo-Saxons. The Bushes can't have Thanksgiving dinner in their family home in Kennebunkport without everybody watching their watches and feeding the meters.


NBC News replaced unattractive staffers with beautiful ringers to sit behind Brian Williams during the NBC News. It's a trend. It started at the Miss America pageant when Fox News got the pageant to add Teleprompter reading to the swimsuit contest and hired the winners, and today conservatives outnumber liberals two to one.

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