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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 15, 2009 / 24 Sivan 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Dallas Cowboy legend Troy Aikman received a degree in sociology at UCLA Friday in Westwood. He owns a huge car dealership in Texas and he's a Republican. The government offered him retraining money if he'd enter one of the busybody professions.

David Carradine's death was ruled accidental Friday after he hanged himself in a Bangkok hotel room while engaged in a choking sex act. His body's been flown to New York. He is going to go on the David Letterman show to perform stupid rope tricks.

David Letterman apologized for joking that Sarah Palin's daughter had gotten knocked up by Alex Rodriguez. He said he was going after the eighteen-year-old daughter, not the fourteen-year-old daughter. It's an important distinction to his Northern viewers.

Cher's daughter Chastity started hormone therapy Friday before she has her sex change operation. She faces a real test of her sexual identity. Now that she has a prescription for testosterone she's receiving candy and flowers from Alex Rodriguez.

President Obama said Friday he'll sign a bill giving the FDA power to regulate tobacco as a drug. It's pointless to try to regulate tobacco. Cigarettes can only be smoked safely on the Truman Balcony when your wife and kids are too busy to notice.

The White House admitted Friday President Obama was still struggling daily with his nicotine addiction. He may have more in common with the British than he thinks. One day they may go down in history as the two people who burned down the White House.

New York announced plans Friday to capture and gas two thousand Canadian geese near airports. It'll occur during molting season when they can't fly. The residue from the gas may explain why you get such a good night's sleep on a goose down pillow.

The United Nations Security Council voted unanimously Friday to sanction North Korea over nuclear testing. Years of endless negotiations with Kim Jong Il have taught us one thing. Never trust a leader who put ending the world on his bucket list.

General Motors announced Friday they're deeply cutting sponsorships for NASCAR racing. The administration obviously thinks it's politically incorrect to glorify cars with big powerful engines. It could only be worse if the drivers were wearing fur.

Iran enjoyed a massive voter turnout nationwide for its presidential elections Friday. Ten thousand overseas votes were cast at polling booths in Beverly Hills. The eleven-hour time difference always gives the Shah an early ten thousand vote lead.

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