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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 12, 2009 / 20 Sivan 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Will Ferrell had the first box-office bomb of his career on Friday when Land of the Lost came out. The title killed it. People today aren't about to pay ten bucks to watch something they can see for free when they open up their financial statements.


Chrysler dealerships closed after Tuesday's bankruptcy, leaving Chrysler owners wondering about warranty service. They had complete confidence in the company when they purchased the cars. They didn't recognize Robert E. Lee's picture on the warranty.


The White House sent FBI agents to Afghanistan to read Taliban prisoners their Miranda rights. it's a great plan. We bring them to Los Angeles and try them in the legal system that freed O.J. Simpson, then wait for them to steal their memorabilia back.


Newsweek's editor Evan Thomas was ripped on talk radio Monday after he said on a Sunday news show that President Obama is like G-d. Republicans are furious. The Book of Genesis states unequivocally that G-d appeared to Moses in the form of a Bush.


President Obama lectured Wisconsin on health care on Thursday. He's telling the banks what kind of loans to make, he's telling automakers what kind of cars to build, and now he's telling doctors what kind of treatments work best. Congress could be forced to join the Screen Extras Guild if they don't start getting more speaking parts.


US Airways Captain Sully Sullenberger testified to the NTSB Monday about his safe landing on the Hudson River. He showed such integrity. He could have bailed out but he didn't want to spend the rest of his life under the Treasury Department salary cap.


The White House proposed rules to limit salaries and bonuses for executives in bailed out companies Wednesday. It seems un-American. It's no thrill for immigrants sailing into New York Harbor to get their first glimpse of the Statue of Limitations.


Joe Biden made another gaffe Tuesday, stating that a new tunnel being dug under the Hudson River will accommodate cars when it's just for train traffic. He's Irish on both sides of his family. His father's a Biden and his mother was a Gaffaday.


The Gallup Poll said Tuesday more Americans feel that Rush Limbaugh speaks for the Republicans. He's a conservative white male. It's such a vanishing American that in a


year every man with an Engish family name will qualify for a casino license. Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused his opponent in today's election of using Hitler-like propaganda against him. The Holocaust denier is accusing his opponent of Hitler-like tactics. Today's election could come down to who has the best mustache.


Tiger Woods played a practice round at Beth Page Golf Club in New York Tuesday but he had to quit early. It's due to New York's new millionaire tax. Every minute he works in New York state costs him more money than he'd make if he wins the tournament.


Fenway Park in Boston was infiltrated by a Yankees fan at a rock concert in May who planted Yankee Stadium infield grass seeds in the Red Sox infield during the concert and then watered it. You can't fault his logic. He thinks there'll be something magical about New York grass this summer on the fortieth anniversary of Woodstock.

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