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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 4, 2008 / 1 Sivan 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Vanity Fair reported Sunday Bill Clinton has been carrying on with a ravishing entourage of women. Reaction was swift. His heart surgeon came to work at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital on Monday and found himself booked up for the next twenty years.

Hillary Clinton won the Puerto Rico Democratic presidential primary Sunday and she vowed to fight on. There's no reasoning with her. You can tell a Cubs fan that they've been mathematically eliminated on the first of June but they never believe it.

Barack Obama quit Chicago's Trinity United Church of Christ after another rant from the pulpit against white people. It's a militant church. Every Christmas the manger scene on the church lawn shows four Los Angeles cops standing over Rodney King.

Father Michael Pfleger apologized Sunday for remarks he made mocking Hillary Clinton at Obama's Chicago church. He can't believe the uproar. For the last four hundred years, raging against English Protestants got a guy promoted in his line of work.

Adolf Hitler's rocket scientist Ernst Stuhlinger died at ninety-two Friday. He was captured by U.S. troops and taken to America, where he devised guidance systems for NASA rockets and ICBMs. Only Mel Gibson was forgiven faster, and for the same thing.

Sex and the City was a hit Saturday about four fashion-loving women living the high life in New York. Not everybody enjoyed the movie. Straight men have begun picketing the theaters showing the movie demanding that the writers go back on strike.

Big Brown will go for the Triple Crown at the Belmont in New York on Saturday. His owners won't see a profit until he is put out to stud. This year the thoroughbred has won ten million dollars, but that doesn't nearly cover the price of his corn feed.

Al-Qaeda leaders found themselves facing protests from Muslim extremist women on Sunday. The women are upset al-Qaeda only allows men to become top terrorists. There's nothing so frustrating for women as being unable to blow up the glass ceiling.

Democratic Party officials agreed to seat the rule-breaking Michigan and Florida delegations at the Denver convention. However, they will get only a half-vote per person. It's the same deal Southern states got after the war for the next eighty years.

The Ford Theatre Society Sunday completed its fundraising for renovation. It's where Abe Lincoln was assassinated. He tried to hold America together and was shot for it, which explains why nobody will step forward to end the Democratic primary race

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