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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 19, 2007 / 3 Tamuz, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Donald Trump agreed Friday to executive produce a new show for Fox called Lady or a Tramp, in which wild party girls compete to become refined society ladies. He said he may or may not host it. They're waiting to see if Bill Clinton's available.

Applebee's in California served a two-year-old boy a margarita instead of apple juice by accident last week. The toddler drank the margarita, made funny faces, and threw up. He's the youngest kid ever to pass the University of Oklahoma entrance exam.

The San Antonio Spurs drew low ratings while winning the NBA title last week because people think they're boring. They don't go to clubs, drive drunk, or get arrested. If they want better TV ratings, they will have to teach Paris Hilton to shoot jumpers.

Warren Beatty was reported to be shopping a script in Hollywood starring himself as Howard Hughes in his later years. The two men will always be linked. Howard Hughes slept with every woman in Hollywood until Warren Beatty bought the business from him.

Durham prosecutor Mike Nifong was disbarred Saturday over his misconduct in the Duke rape case. What a mess. He was found guilty of dishonesty, misrepresentation, fraud and deceit, or as it's known in the legal community, the four basic food groups.

New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg spoke to New Hampshire businessmen Saturday in a sign he plans an independent presidential bid. The Giuliani campaign is ecstatic. A Jewish New York mayor makes a Catholic New York mayor look a lot more electable.

Rudy Giuliani outlined his Twelve Commitments Thursday to try to halt his bleeding in the polls. His campaign is on the ropes. Americans are so furious over the way The Sopranos ended they are wary of investing another eight years watching an Italian.

Barack Obama's campaign angered Indo-Americans Friday by referring to Hillary Clinton in an opposition researcher's memo as the Democrat from Punjab. It makes no sense. Why would any campaign pay for opposition research on Hillary Clinton when they can go into any bookstore and get two thousand pages for less than fifty dollars?

Arnold Schwarzenegger told Hispanic journalists Thursday that Hispanics should stop watching Spanish-language television and watch English stations. He's trying to help them. We're not going to know who to deport if they all sound like Simon Cowell.

Austria's one-time President Kurt Waldheim died in Vienna Thursday. He resigned from office twenty years ago when his Nazi past surfaced. He died of Waldheimer's Disease, which causes people to forget everything that happened between 1939 and 1945.

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