Jewish World Review June 13, 2007 / 27 Sivan, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
The Sopranos had the country talking Monday about its final episode, which left longtime viewers in the dark. The end of the series was punctuated with gunfire. In living rooms all across America there was plasma dripping all over the carpets.
Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said Monday he takes full responsibility for his marriage break-up. He won't discuss rumors of his extramarital affairs. However, it's an article of faith among Democrats that monogamy is the enemy of free will.
The U.S. Open begins tomorrow at the hellish Oakmont Country Club. Yesterday one golfer found himself in the most difficult trap of his life. He was sitting in a steak house with his back to the wall in a corner table across from John Daly's wife.
Fred Thompson pulled even with Rudy Giuliani in GOP polls Monday. Fred Thompson played the U.S. attorney in New York while Rudy was the U.S. attorney in New York. So Attorney General Alberto Gonzales could fire them both and save John McCain's career.
Hillary Clinton leaped to a wide lead in the New Hampshire presidential poll Monday following last week's debate. They love her up in New Hampshire. Live Free or Die is the state's motto, which coincidentally was also her husband's wedding vow.
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