Jewish World Review June 6, 2007 / 20 Sivan, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Alex Rodriguez appeared in new TV commercials Saturday for the Boys and Girls Clubs of America. They were shocking to see. It's a good way for him to pay off his debts, but the Boys and Girls Club of America is a pretty creepy name for a strip bar.
Roger Clemens was scratched from his return start with the New York Yankees on Monday when he pulled up lame. The team doctor says he's suffering from an injury called a fatigued groin. It almost ended Warren Beatty's career back in the Seventies.
Fidel Castro stood up on camera Saturday for the first time since surgery last year. He loves to show off the benefits of universal health care. Six times since the Kennedy administration Fidel's life has been saved by government-funded antidotes.
The Democratic Party presidential candidates pointed fingers at each other's war vote in their debate Sunday. Everyone tried in vain to get Hillary Clinton to admit she was wrong. This woman doesn't admit her mistakes, she stays married to them.
Congressman William Jefferson of New Orleans was indicted Monday on corruption charges. Ninety thousand dollars cash was found in his office freezer. Every time the Washington D.C. madam puts it down the front of her blouse it makes for a good show.
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