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Jewish World Review
June 16, 2006
/ 20 Sivan, 5766
The Apple Core and the Toilet
I don't know what I was thinking. Nonetheless, in 1974, I flushed an apple core down the toilet, an action I would come to regret.
As it went, my father the Big Guy had remodeled our basement into a family room. He installed the inexpensive pine paneling common to the
times. He also built a small bathroom, which would be the bane of his existence.
The Big Guy, always looking to save a buck he had six kids to feed, after all bought the cheapest toilet he could find. It never did work
right. He spent much of his spare time unplugging it.
Armed with this knowledge, then, it is remarkable I did what I did.
One Sunday morning, after chomping on a large Washington apple, I lay on the family room couch, too lazy to go upstairs to the kitchen to
dispose of it. (The Big Guy warned against throwing apple cores in the basement garbage can, as they would draw ants.)
About then I noticed, some 12 feet away, that the toilet lid was up. In a moment of insanity, I aimed the core at the toilet and flicked my wrist.
The core floated majestically in the air, a perfect trajectory, and landed in the center of the bowl with a satisfying "kir-plunk!"
I later flushed it and never gave it another thought.
Six months later, another clogging was reported. As fate would have it, this happened on a Sunday morning. I lay on the couch, holding
another Washington apple. I watched television, while the Big Guy fought to free the plug.
But nothing would free it. The plunger failed, but not before the Big Guy was soaking wet. Two jars of Drano had no effect. Even the plumber's
snake, which the Big Guy always borrowed from the Krieger's when all other measures failed, was unable to dislodge the blockage.
In a fit of rage, the Big Guy unbolted the toilet from the floor. In one mighty heave, he lifted it off its mount and set it in front of the television.
My mother was there by now, desperately trying to calm him. I walked over for a closer look, horrified by what I was about to witness.
The Big Guy knelt before a black hole in the floor. Despite mother's protestations, he reached his mighty paw inside it, then his forearm, then
his biceps. His head was now pressed against the damp floor, the veins in his temples ready to explode.
His eyes lit up. He had something. He carefully removed his biceps, then his forearm, then his paw. He was on his knees now staring at his
clenched fist. He unpeeled his fingers slowly. In the center of his palm was a black, rotten apple core.
I could go into detail about the Big Guy's incredible reaction how he ran through the house shouting, "Who the hell flushed an apple core
down the toilet?" I could describe the shock and horror he felt when he discovered that I, his 11-year-old son and only hope in carrying on the
family name, was the imbecile who did it.
But I won't. I will tell you I was paralyzed with fear that day, a fear born out of respect. The Big Guy loved me and wanted the best for me, I
know now. He wanted me to master basic virtues certainly to master common sense and I'd failed him.
At the time, it would have been great if he were a father like the hapless idiots portrayed on television these days. But I'm glad he was a man.
Unlike too many fathers today, he was firm and strong and unafraid to confront me and discipline me in the unpleasant challenge of preparing
me for life.
The hard feelings the apple core incident caused have long been forgotten. Still, every Father's Day, as we reminisce, the Big Guy asks me why
I did it.
The truth is I still don't know.
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