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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 21, 2006 / 25 Sivan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Phil Mickelson blew the U.S. Open in the last hole on Sunday. He foolishly hit a driver off the tee into deep rough instead of a two-iron safely on the fairway. He just got a text message from Ben Roethlisberger lecturing him on risk management.

Al-Qaeda, it was reported Sunday, plotted a gas attack on New York subways three years ago. However, the terrorists decided to call it off. They suddenly realized they will never get the Americans out of the Middle East if they bomb mass transit.

Miami Dolphin Ricky Williams played well up in Canada in his first game for the Toronto Argonauts Saturday. He adjusted just fine. In Canadian football the hash marks are closer to the sideline, but Ricky found them and smoked them anyway.

Sir Paul McCartney asked reporters Sunday to go easy on his estranged wife's sordid past. He missed seeing the signs. Every time they watched Two and a Half Men, she brought up the fact that Charlie Sheen still owes her three hundred dollars.

The Episcopal Convention elected a woman Sunday to be presiding bishop. Many problems remain unresolved. During the after-party when someone proposed a toast to Queen Elizabeth, one bishop waved appreciatively and asked everyone to call him Liz.

Congress voted themselves a three thousand dollar pay raise last week. This was their second cash windfall in a month. Now that there's a car that runs on hog waste, pretty soon all the congressmen will have ninety thousand dollars in their freezer.

Bill Clinton spoke to newspaper editors meeting in Little Rock Sunday at the Bill Clinton Presidential Library. It's quite a shrine. Pilgrims from all over the world travel to the library to place rolled up prayers inside the Cheating Wall.

Bill Gates announced on Thursday he is going to retire from Microsoft and spend his life fighting diseases. He certainly doesn't need the money. A few years ago he made a killing in the stock market when he sold Barry Bonds at seventy-three.

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