Jewish World Review June 20, 2006 / 24 Sivan, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Hillary Clinton in a speech Thursday called for a privacy
bill of rights for every American which would include installing a
Privacy Czar inside the White House. It is part of her move to the
right. No communist would ever call for a Czar.
Bill Cosby hosted the Playboy Jazz Festival in Hollywood
Saturday. He's been bawling out black people for their lifestyles
and now he's hosting a pot party for Hugh Hefner. Never take a
memory course from a guy who's got his pants on backwards.
The National Archives shipped Richard Nixon's Oval Office
tapes across the country to the Nixon Library. President Bush's
tapes could also wind up in Orange County. Right now there is a
bidding war at Disneyland between Frontierland and Fantasyland for them.
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi proposed a New American
Plan Saturday. It raises the minimum wage, cuts student loan rates
and provides cheaper drugs. She's from San Francisco, where the
four basic food groups are Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
President Bush signed a bill Thursday that sends billions to New Orleans for reconstruction. It's needed right away. Those parades down Bourbon Street just aren't the same now that they are being led by Pat Boone and the Doodletown Pipers.
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