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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 19, 2006 / 23 Sivan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bill Gates announced Friday he's going to retire from the company he founded in two years. He said he plans to spend his fifty billion dollar fortune trying to cure AIDS. If he succeeds, it will be the first virus that Microsoft ever stopped.


Tiger Woods missed the cut in the U.S. Open at Winged Foot Golf Club on Friday for the first time in his career. He admitted he hadn't picked up a club in a month. He should have gone down to Double-A with Roger Clemens to work on his stroke.


Germany beat Poland in the World Cup with a goal in the ninety-second minute Wednesday. The Polish team made the mistake of trying to outshoot the Germans. They ignored Russia's advice to retreat to their goal and wait for winter to set in.


Tom Cruise was rated the world's most powerful celebrity in a list published by Forbes magazine on Friday. Any psychiatrist could explain why. Everybody is always riveted when you get to the next-to-the-last note in Pop Goes the Weasel.


Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney found out Friday she will not be indicted for striking a Capitol cop. It was on constitutional grounds. The grand jury agreed it would be cruel and unusual punishment to sit through the trial of Cynthia McKinney.


Congress heard testimony Wednesday about fraudulent claims for money by Hurricane Katrina victims. Over one billion dollars of federal aid was diverted to booze and strip shows and gambling. Look, we're either rebuilding New Orleans or we're not.


Senator John McCain demanded Thursday that ballplayers be tested for Human Growth Hormone. The players are currently tested for steroids, pot, cocaine and speed. They should have read that exclusivity clause when the league signed with Budweiser.


Hillary Clinton gave a speech about privacy on Friday. She said that privacy is at the crossroads of many issues and must be reconciled with technology. She was so vague and noncommittal that John Kerry accused her of stealing his act backstage afterwards.


The Energy Department predicted Friday that gasoline prices will remain high all summer. It's not all bad news. Gasoline is so expensive in Washington D.C. that Congressman Kennedy's credit rating went up when he lost his driver's license.


The World Cup, it was reported Friday, has resulted in a ten percent increase in Germany's legal brothels. Once again America is at odds with Europe. They're legalizing prostitution and we're kicking it off the House Ways and Means Committee.


The White House offered a twenty-five-million-dollar reward for al-Qaeda's new leader in Iraq. The same reward was just paid to the guy who turned in al-Zarqawi to the Americans. Osama was so grateful to eat again after we froze all his accounts.

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