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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 5, 2006 / 9 Sivan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Roger Clemens signed a sweet deal with the Houston Astros Wednesday. He gets a million dollars a week and a private jet to all away games. People in Houston are just happy that when Ken Lay's stuff is auctioned off it will go to a good home.


The NBA playoffs were reported Friday to be enjoying an upswing in television viewer ratings over last year. It's all good. According to polls, basketball is America's second favorite indoor sport and the other one shouldn't have spectators.


The Lundberg Survey on Thursday predicted high gasoline prices all summer. It's become a luxury item worldwide. Forty years ago Buddhist monks doused themselves with gasoline to protest the war in Vietnam and today they do it to pick up chicks.


New Yorkers went ballistic Thursday when Homeland Security cut the city's terrorism prevention money and gave it to rural Republican states. Those states are at risk as well. Everybody's heard the one about the terrorist and the farmer's daughter.


Bobby Kennedy Jr. said Ohio Republicans conspired to stop Democrats from voting for John Kerry. The lines for the voting machines were very long. Democrats just stood there all day punching buttons and waiting for the twenty-dollar bills to come out.


Hillary Clinton was nominated for Senate by New York Democrats Thursday. She spent all day on the phone raising money. Ever since The Da Vinci Code said Mary Magdalene was the most important person in history, everyone's acting like a hooker.


Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki complained to reporters Thursday that U.S. armed forces do not respect the Iraqi people. He said it's extremely unacceptable. When Winston Churchill eighty years ago called Iraq an ungrateful volcano, nobody had any idea that he worked part-time on the Psychic Friends Network.

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