Jewish World Review June 1, 2006 / 5 Sivan, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
The White House hosted Mideast experts Tuesday to assess the
spiraling chaos in Baghdad. It's out of control. The only thing
that can save the situation is for Saddam Hussein to be found
guilty and sentenced to be put back in charge of Iraq.
President Bush welcomed Iraq's new ambassador to Washington
D.C. Tuesday. They bonded. The ambassador is worried by all the
violence and ethnic tension and deteriorating public services, but
he is the one who wanted to live in Washington D.C.
Al Gore told the London Guardian newspaper Monday the Bush
administration is a renegade band of right-wing extremists. You
can't make it up. He's only been a movie star for two weeks and
already he is practicing his Oscar acceptance speech.
Senator Harry Reid admitted getting free tickets to Las
Vegas boxing matches from the Nevada Boxing Commission. You
remember them. This is the governing body that once fined Evander
Holyfield for chipping Mike Tyson's tooth with his earring.
The FBI said they found ninety grand in Congressman William Jefferson's home freezer. In fact they found it there nine months ago. The FBI waited until this week to release news of the search to help promote June as Prostate Awareness Month.
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