Jewish World Review June 24, 2005 / 17 Sivan, 5765
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Yellowstone National Park suffered a lightning strike at Old
Faithful geyser on Tuesday, injuring eleven. It's a tragic travel
agent mix-up. People who go on vacation to cheat on their spouses
are supposed to go to Las Vegas, not Old Faithful.
The King Tut exhibit continued Tuesday to draw big crowds to
the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. The African monarch is
encrusted in jewels and gold and covered with inscriptions. He
looks like an NBA player at a post-game press conference.
Iraqi prime minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari refused to shake
hands with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice in Brussels
Wednesday evening. He smiled at her and stood with his hands
firmly by his side. It is a cheesy way to get a goodnight kiss.
The Truth about Hillary by Ed Klein made the best-seller
list this week. It calls her a cheater and a liar and a
backstabber and a late sleeper who barely bathed during law school
at Yale. It's the first book to make the case that she married up.
Karl Rove said Wednesday Democrats didn't grasp the
consequences of the 9-11 attack. He said liberals wanted to offer
the attackers therapy. Karl Rove had to go into politics because
professional wrestling considered him a little over the top.
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