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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 20, 2005 / 13 Sivan, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tom Cruise interrupted his publicity tour for his new film War of the Worlds on Friday to propose to actress Katie Holmes in Paris. The man is a genius. What better way to publicize the War of the Worlds than to get married for the third time.


The Treasury Department reported record tax revenues on Friday, citing a much improved U.S. economy. Many are skeptical. Starting next month, General Motors is offering customers a laid- off auto worker with the purchase of each GM car or truck.


Hillary Clinton won the presidential straw poll in South Carolina Thursday due to her star power. There's a new bounce in her walk this week. It's from knowing she is now such a celebrity she could kill Bill in Los Angeles and get away with it.


Senator Dick Durbin said Friday he's sorry for comparing Guantanamo prisoner interrogation methods to the Nazis. Lawmakers are way too quick with the Hitler references lately. Congress is so polarized now that anytime a senator asks for a second piece of pie in the cafeteria he is accused of seizing the Sudetenland.


The New York Mercantile Exchange said Friday that crude oil prices soared to a record fifty-eight dollars a barrel. It's not just a financial windfall for oil companies. Clowns are making a fortune teaching people how to fit twelve in a car.


Bewitched starring Nicole Kidman opened on Friday, as the town of Salem unveiled a statue of Elizabeth Montgomery. Witchcraft is everywhere. Puritans are very suspicious about how the paperback edition of Hillary Clinton's book is flying off the shelves.


Michael Jackson's verdict Monday followed previous acquittals of O.J. Simpson and Robert Blake. It's insane. To solve the prison overcrowding at Guantanamo they should transfer everybody to the celebrity wing of the Los Angeles County jail.

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