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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 15, 2005 / 8 Sivan, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The U.S. Open begins Thursday at Pinehurst Golf Club. The holes are longer and the rough is deeper and the fairways are twenty yards wide. If the prisoners at Guantanamo were forced to play this course, the Red Cross would step in and stop it.


Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie was a smash hit. There is nothing like being a celebrity. Not only did they attract a fifty-million-dollar box office, they just found out they can have sex with children and get away with it.


Michael Jackson was found not guilty of all ten counts on Monday by his jury in Santa Barbara. It was a mixed victory for the star. He had been hoping to be found guilty of one of the lesser charges so that he could be sent to juvenile hall.


Santa Barbara jurors explained their Michael Jackson verdict on Monday. They looked down at the riff-raff who was accusing one of their neighbors. How dare some hustler off the street come to Santa Barbara and cast aspersions on a white guy.


Michael Jackson's verdict was blamed Monday on California's celebrity worship that also freed O.J. and Robert Blake. It's true. At this moment Charles Manson is thinking if he'd hired a publicist instead of a lawyer, he would be a free man today.


Saddam Hussein was questioned by a tribunal in Iraq about his brutal tactics in power Monday. The questioning went on for hours. The dictator once crushed an insurgent rebellion north of Baghdad and the tribunal just wanted to pick his brains.


Howard Dean blasted Republicans Monday for being indifferent to the poor and overly fixated on gay marriage. He's actually helping Republicans. In two weeks, Howard Dean's managed to make John Bolton look like Fred MacMurray in My Three Sons.


The Truth About Hillary by former New York Times Magazine editor Ed Klein claims Bill Clinton raped his wife twenty-six years ago while on a Bermuda holiday. Now we know what keeps their marriage together. It's lifetime Secret Service protection.


The NBA Finals between San Antonio and Detroit had tiny TV ratings this past week. The whole country is fixated on the Michael Jackson trial. If the NBA really wants good ratings they should drop that idea of not letting children in the league.


Howard Dean said Sunday he doesn't care if Senate Democrats want him to tone down his rhetoric. He said he's heard very positive feedback from key voices in the party. It's the least surprising story of the year that Howard Dean is hearing voices.


Saddam Hussein's lawyer said Sunday he wants Saddam's trial held in a neutral country like Switzerland or Sweden. Europeans don't believe in giving mass murderers the death penalty. They believe in giving them Poland and Czechoslovakia.


Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan delivered a glowing economic forecast to Congress in last week's appearance. It was great news for banks. After his testimony Friday he inserted his card in the automatic teller machine and it moaned.

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