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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 10, 2005 / 3 Sivan, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Washington Nationals thrilled the capital Tuesday by sweeping into first place. The town loves the game. Last night in the suburbs the AT&T lobbyists played the SBC lobbyists and they invited Russell Crowe to throw out the first phone.


Russell Crowe threw a telephone at a hotel worker in New York Monday. It did no good. The outburst occurred an hour too late to sway the Supreme Court's mind about the usefulness of medical marijuana to counter the effects of Australian beer.


The Pasadena City Council rejected an NFL team in the Rose Bowl Tuesday. The stadium is in a very wealthy neighborhood. Pasadena would have gone along with the NFL's plans if the league had had the sense to name the team the Security Guards.


Howard Dean told San Franciscans Monday that the Republican Party is a white Christian party. Earlier he said Republicans never made an honest living in their lives. Imagine how many Philistines Samson could slay with the jawbone of this ass.


The Pentagon unveiled a brand-new missile-detecting radar system Tuesday in Texas. It's very sophisticated. If North Korea fires a missile at Los Angeles and it starts to veer away, this system can hit the missile and put it back on course.


Bill Clinton flew to Indianapolis Monday for a book signing. He was thrilled to hear that fans had lined up fifteen hours ahead of time to meet him. If there's anything he likes more than adultery, it's showing John Kerry and Al Gore that if they hadn't frozen him out he could have drawn enough voters to put them over the top.

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