Jewish World Review June 9, 2005 / 2 Sivan, 5765
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
The Desperate Housewives refused ten million dollars to pose
for Playboy Monday. The costumes on the show cover only four
square inches of actress. If ten million won't buy four square
inches, the show should be re-titled Beverly Hills Real Estate.
Star Wars: Episode Three hit three hundred million dollars
at the box office Sunday. The publicity campaign for the movie is
brilliant. Last week after thirty years of silence James Earl
Jones came forward and admitted that he was Deep Breath.
John Kerry released his Yale grades Tuesday which show he
was one point lower than George W. Bush. It's embarrassing. By the
time all the baby boomers depart from the national political
stage, Dan Quayle will end up looking like Woodrow Wilson.
Hillary Clinton gave a barn-burning partisan speech at a
breakfast fundraiser Monday in New York. She accused President
Bush of the worst abuse of power in the history of the U.S.
government. The last time she was this tough on a president she
had a lamp in her hand.
Saddam Hussein will stand trial for a list of charges
released by a tribunal Monday. Momentum is dwindling. Five hundred
charges were reduced to fourteen, and twelve of those involve
digging a hole without calling the gas company first.
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