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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 7, 2005 / 29 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | George Lucas signed a deal to allow his Star Wars characters to endorse Major League Baseball. We know how he works. He'll wait until the third week of ads before he reveals why Cal Ripken crossed over to the Dark Side and became George Steinbrenner.


The Washington Nationals shocked the baseball world Sunday by reaching first place. They belong in the capital. Every time they get ahead in the first inning manager Frank Robinson walks up to the microphone and declares Mission Accomplished.


Jack Nicklaus played his last PGA round at the Memorial on Friday. The first day he hit a woman in the head with his tee shot and sent her to the hospital. For the rest of the tournament nobody had to be told to turn off their cell phones.


Michael Jackson was rushed to the Santa Barbara hospital emergency room with back pain Sunday. Security guards were posted at the front door and back door and in all the hallways. There's no way he was going to get near the pediatric ward.


Tony Blair flies to Washington today to meet with President Bush. It follows a meeting in Berlin between the German and French presidents. Oddsmakers in Las Vegas refuse to post a point spread until Russia decides whose side it is on.


Joan Felt said Sunday finances were a consideration in her father Mark Felt's decision to admit he was Deep Throat. She has no business exploiting a once-great FBI agent for cash profits through humiliating book deals. That's Bob Woodward's job.


John Edwards told reporters in Nashville Saturday he hasn't decided if he will run for president. It's a financial call for him. John Edwards is a personal injury attorney and he has been waiting to see if the Koran is entitled to a lawyer.


Al Gore gave a speech to mayors in San Francisco on Saturday. He said global warming will soon cause deadly storms, deadly heat waves, deadly diseases and deadly flooding. San Franciscans get this warning from Southerners all the time but usually it's about their lifestyles.


Saddam Hussein's trial judge said Sunday the former Iraqi dictator is really depressed. Judge Raid Juhi said Saddam has suffered a collapse in his morale. He expected much younger women to respond to those pictures of him in his underwear.

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