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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 6, 2005 / 28 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bob Woodward announced Thursday he's writing a book about his friendship with Deep Throat. The two of them overthrew a tough adversary. President Nixon's career was unstoppable after 1968 when Max Factor developed a television makeup for politicians called Instant Honest.


Robert Redford was asked Friday what he remembers about playing Bob Woodward in All the President's Men. It was the role of a lifetime. He remembers that due to the overcast skies in Washington D.C. during the shoot he looked ten years younger.


Tom Cruise melted down on the Oprah Winfrey Show Tuesday. He jumped on the couch saying he's in love then tried to convert everyone to Scientology. You don't get to watch the Michael Jackson trial without having to sit through coming attractions.


Michael Jackson's child molestation case went to the jury Friday. He appeared tense throughout the closing arguments. Not only did he have to hear some awful things said about him, he was forced to miss the finals of the National Spelling Bee.


Howard Dean resumed his hot political rhetoric Thursday. He said Republicans never made an honest living in their lives. His dad's side of the family founded Dean Witter and his mother's side founded Merrill Lynch, so he speaks from experience.


President Bush chose Chris Cox to head the SEC. He's a follower of Ayn Rand, who championed unrestricted capitalism. If Martha Stewart had been caught by this guy she would have won the Medal of Freedom for dumping the stock at a profit.


Hillary Clinton flew to Hollywood last week for a fundraiser. She stopped by the movie set of Bewitched to give Nicole Kidman some pointers. Hillary crinkled her eyes and twitched her nose and fifteen homes in Orange County slid down a cliff.


President Nixon, it was revealed Tuesday, suspected Mark Felt was Deep Throat and said so on his Oval Office tapes. His recordings were anti-Semitic and racist and profane. The Nixon Library just opened a new exhibit honoring Richard Nixon as the Father of Rap Music.


Japan acknowledged Thursday its soldiers may still be roaming the Philippine mountains. They don't know the war is over. They have been spotted coming out of the woods emitting old war cries for the emperor, or maybe that was Pat Buchanan.


John Edwards urged Democrats Thursday to adopt more progressive ideas. They face an uphill battle. Now that the Montreal Expos have moved to Washington D.C. the Democratic Party faces serious competition as the city's most lovable losers.


Russia's defense minister vowed Friday to retaliate against any nation that puts weapons in space. He can't be talking about us. If Russia wants to keep us from placing weapons in space all they have to do is change the locks on the Soyuz.

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