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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 2, 2005 / 24 Iyar, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Former FBI official Mark Felt said Tuesday he was Deep Throat in the Watergate scandal thirty years ago. Young people are clueless on Deep Throat. All they can conclude is that the relationship between oral sex and impeachment cannot be denied.


Mark Felt said Tuesday as Deep Throat he gave clues to Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein about Watergate. They made history together. Thanks to their fine work, Richard Nixon is the number- one selling Halloween mask for thirty consecutive years.


Iraqi president Jalal Talabani said Tuesday Saddam Hussein could go on trial in two months. His chances of acquittal are improving. If polls have taught us nothing else it's that everybody loves a president who runs around in his underwear.


Movie star Christian Slater was arrested in New York Monday and charged with sexual assault for groping a woman he was walking past on the street. The charge is serious. If convicted he could get four to eight years as governor of California.


Indy 500 sensation Danica Patrick was accused by Robbie Gordon of having an unfair weight advantage in Sunday's race. The heavier the driver, the worse the mileage. America's fondness for Twinkies is playing right into Saudi Arabia's hands.


Tony Blair flies to Washington Tuesday to meet President Bush. He can expect a formal state welcome. When Tony Blair is met by President Bush at the airplane they will stand at attention as the Marine Band plays You and Me Against the World.


Johnny Depp bought a cannon Tuesday to fire Hunter Thompson's ashes over his ranch, as requested by the writer. The cannon will be mounted upon a one-hundred-fifty-foot tower. At the end of the ceremony a torch will be passed to Charlie Sheen.

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