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Jewish World Review
June 21, 2005
/ 14 Sivan, 5765
Empty Threats?
By
Lloyd Garver
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There are many theories that try to explain why the crime rate has been falling since the 90s. Possible causes that have been suggested include better police strategies, tougher gun control laws, the increase in the number of police, and the aging of the population. I'm not sure why crime has gone down for all these years, but I can tell you why it's gone down in most places in the country for the past few months: all the bad guys have come to my neighborhood.
Recently, there has been a spate of armed bank robberies in my neighborhood, and customers have been held up at gunpoint in the local deli. This is a serious situation, and it has gotten a serious reaction from both the community and the police. One of the moves that the police have made is to have an empty police car parked on the main street near the banks. The theory is that if a potential bandit happens to be driving through the area and spots the patrol car, he'll keep driving rather than stop and rob.
What concerns me is that the police department has explained all this in the local newspaper. Yep, they've actually told the public that the police car is always empty and gets moved a few times a day, and it's just a decoy. So now, every potential robber who reads that paper will know he has nothing to fear from the non-existent police in that empty car. That's like taking an ad out in the paper saying, "We'll be out of town for a week. Our lights and TV will remain on, but that's just to try to fool people into thinking we're home."
But out of respect for the police, I'm willing to support this tactic and see how it works out. I do think there are a few things they could do to make the whole thing more convincing. They could record some voices that would randomly come from the empty car. So, if a crook passes by, he'd hear things like,
COP #1: "So, is the Captain still mad at you for beating up that guy?"
COP #2: "A little. But he understands the pressure we're under makes us a little crazed."
OR
COP #1: "I don't know which tastes worse these donuts or the coffee."
I also think that we private citizens can help out. The patrol car is always parked at an expired meter. Next time I walk by, I'm going to put some money in the meter and leave a note saying, "Dear Officer Smith: I put some money in the meter even though I know you'll be back in a minute or two from buying new and more dangerous bullets."
But if this decoy tactic works, think of all the money and lives that could be saved if the empty cop car ploy ends up being used on a larger scale. There will be no need to actually have missiles with nuclear warheads. We can just have empty missiles labeled, "Nuclear." Maybe we can just have really good pictures of missiles. Similarly, we can just use thousands of cardboard cutouts of soldiers to convince the world that we have a large and scary army.
But just to insure that this tactic works in my neighborhood, I think the local newspaper should print the following: "It was recently learned that the banks in this neighborhood contain only fake or 'play' money. You'd be wasting your time to rob them." That should solve the crime problem, don't you think?
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