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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 14, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Trump told reporters he'll meet with China's president Xi at the G-20 Summit and also meet with Vladimir Putin. China wants to destroy us economically while Russia wants to destroy us militarily. But it's like a fraternity reunion compared to dealing with House Democrats .

• William Barr appointed U.S. attorney John Durham to investigate the FBI's probe of the Trump campaign. It's to see if Obama partisans conspired to present a FISA court with false evidence to frame Trump. In a perfect comedy, Obama gets out of this by showing he was never legally president.

• U.S. News and World Report cited statistics showing that the divorce rate in the U.S. has soared to fifty percent of all marriages. Osama bin Laden lived in one compound with three wives and he never left the house for three years. It is now widely believed he called the U.S. Navy SEALs on himself.

• The Weather Channel reports that freak spring weather that's caused snowstorms in Colorado and flooding in Houston has left Southern California buried beneath low cloud cover. We really need some sun here. My legs are so white, they just created a Go Fund Me page for Felicity Huffman.

• The New York Post says a Virginia man weighing nine hundred pounds had to have his house sawed open so he could be prosecuted as head of a cocaine conspiracy ring. I've never heard of a nine-hundred pound guy snorting cocaine, was it cut with butter? I hope they throw the library at him.


• Psychology Today released a study showing that manic-depression is on the rise in the U.S. It backs up another study that says Americans are the world's most depressed people, and for good reason. Apparently we are in danger of running out of mediocre white men to run for president .

• President Trump faces Crazy Bernie, Creepy Joe, an unpronounceable mayor, an Irish Texan who thinks he's Hispanic and a Massachusetts Okie who thinks she's Cherokee. This is nuts. We simply must find a way to show compassion for the mentally ill without letting them run for president.

• Democrat candidate Senator Kamala Harris touted her ability to energize young voters up and down California. To energize young crowds in California, you must travel from Pacific Beach to Marina del Rey to West Hollywood to Silicon Valley and ask them one question. Who's got the blow?

• Astronomers at Livermore Laboratory in California reported findings Thursday saying that old stars collapse when they exhaust their supply of nitrogen. That's nonsense. Old stars collapse when they realize the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, is their best chance of beating President Trump.

• Russia's Vladimir Putin slipped on the ice and fell while he was skating around a hockey rink in a victory lap and waving to the crowd after playing in a hockey game. He fell on his face looking very silly. Everyone in Europe had a good laugh at it, till they realized this is how World War I began

• Chancellor Angela Merkel refused calls to change Germany's national anthem that Germans have sung for a century. Some want to wipe away all traces of the Third Reich. I always thought that the guy who killed Hitler would be remembered as a hero, but Hitler never gets ANY credit for it.


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