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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 22, 2017

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • President Trump in his press conference Thursday denied that he tried to get the FBI to drop the Mike Flynn investigation and he denied feeding Russia classified information. He did wonder why Hillary dodged getting a Special Counsel. Politicians didn't invent crime, they just improved on it.


• Joe Biden got a standing ovation from hedge fund managers in Las Vegas Thursday when he said he'll donate the two hundred thousand-dollar speaking fee to charity. He looked liberated. Joe's been waiting eight years to tell Hillary and Obama what he thinks of them and now he's a free man.


• North Korea accused the CIA and South Korea of plotting to send an agent to assassinate Kim Jung Un with a lethal chemical attack during a North Korean holiday parade in the capital city of Pyongyang. There's no need to send someone to assassinate Kim. Just book him on a United flight.


• The British Journal Lancet quoted a doctor who said the technology is three years away from being able to transplant cryogenically frozen heads onto donor bodies. It's a new world. It was reported the scientist who invented human cloning just died, he'll be attending his funeral tomorrow.


• British educators warned parents about a new online game called the Blue Whale Game that challenges teens to engage in escalating levels of self-harm that end in suicide. Online games occupy a creepy world. Game requests on Facebook are the online version of Jehovah's Witnesses.


• North Dakota was named in a nationwide alcohol study the hardest drinking state in America, with South Dakota coming in second in the survey. They left out the state freest of guilt about it. In West Virginia, being clean and sober means you've showered and you're headed to the liquor store.


• President Trump flies off to the Middle East today like he’s been run out of town by the media, the Democrats, and by a new Special Counsel to look into his ties to Russia. It’s all great fun. Just think, if Trump turns out to be a Russian spy, the next James Bond film could be called Orangefinger.


• The Hollywood Reporter reports that May TV ratings sweep numbers show in that Fox News, CNN and MSNBC are enjoying huge spike in ratings. It’s because cable news is whipping up partisan hysteria that could kill us all. If Elvis Presley were alive today, the TV set would shoot HIM.


• The Justice Department named former FBI Director Robert Mueller Special Counsel to probe possible foreign interference in the election. It gives Democrats time to regain their sanity. They’ve been claiming that the only billionaire who’s never had a vodka and tonic colluded with the Russians.


• James Comey will testify in Congress about his meeting with Trump. Comey threw the election to Trump by reciting Hillary’s crimes, then targeted Trump while assuring him he was not a target. Comey just underwent a colonoscopy and all the doctor could find was an impression of his own head.


• Vladimir Putin offered to provide transcripts of the Russian Foreign Minister’s meeting with President Trump in the Oval Office last week to prove Trump didn’t leak any secrets. It’s no big deal. Donald Trump is the oldest president ever to assume the office, so he’s bound to leak once in a while.


• The British Medical Journal reported on the success of concierge medicine in the U.S. in which patients pay a flat monthly fee for doctor visits. There are extra fees for treatment after physical exams. Last week my doctor in Beverly Hills felt my wallet and decided there was nothing he could do.


• President Trump reportedly revealed highly classified information to Russia’s foreign minister in an Oval Office meeting. How in the world was highly classified information allowed to fall into the hands of Donald Trump? The sign on the Oval Office door reads: For Entertainment Purposes Only.


• Robert Mueller was named to head up the Russian-Trump probe Wednesday. You never know where these probes end. President Trump is preparing for the Special Counsel investigation by collecting up all his tax returns and granting U.S. citizenship to ten thousand of his hotel landscapers. .


• President Trump was reported Wednesday considering naming former senator Joe Lieberman as FBI Director. The fact that he’s Jewish certainly won’t be an issue with GOP conservatives. Republicans have always liked Joe Lieberman, they don’t care where he goes to church on Sundays.


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