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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 15, 2017

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • New Orleans city workers hauled away the forty-foot-high statue of Jefferson Davis from a downtown park. The anguish could be felt all the way to Washington. All week long the Democrats have been yelling for the president's removal but they didn't mean for it to be a Democrat.


• Senate Democrats demanded a special counsel to probe President Trump for firing Jim Comey. It makes little difference overall. If Comey had thrown the election to Hillary instead of Trump, we'd be in the middle of her impeachment trial right now, so we only lost about six months.


• Senate Democrats called for Jim Comey to be fired and then that afternoon demanded President Trump be impeached for firing Jim Comey. It's a sickness. If Trump came out in favor of Obamacare, the Democrats would move to impeach him for colluding with Blue Cross.


• President Trump explained his decision to fire Jim Comey in an interview with Lester Holt of NBC News. During the interview, Trump characterized the fired FBI director as a showboat and grandstander. He would have added drama queen, but of course there was only one J. Edgar Hoover.


• President Trump scoffed at liberal fury over his firing of Jim Comey whom Democrats wanted fired since he cost Hillary the election. Looking at the way the liberals reacted to Comey's firing, Trump should come out in favor of illegal immigration. The liberals would demand mass deportations.


• Chuck Schumer called for a special counsel to probe Trump's campaign ties to Russia about which Trump say he knows nothing. It's crazy. For two years, Democrats have said Trump doesn't know anything, and now that Trump says he didn't know anything, the Democrats don't believe him.


• Barack Obama took some heat from Democrats for his four hundred thousand dollar speeches. Former presidents have many opportunities to make money. It was reported in Publisher's Weekly Tuesday that Bill Clinton is writing a crime novel, it's called My Life with Hillary.


• Austria's High Court delivered a major blow to free speech Tuesday when the judges ordered Facebook to delete all the hate speech from FB pages. It's a new low for Facebook. How bad is it when they country that gave us Adolf Hitler is offended by the speech that you allow on your website?


• The L.A. School District reaffirmed its resolution to have sanctuary schools Tuesday. Teachers may not inquire about a student's family's immigration status. However, it's bound to come up during conversation during the third date when students bring the teacher home to meet their parents.


• Democratic Millenials drew howls of laughter from Baby Boomers when they compared Trump to Nixon on cable news shows Wednesday. What was America like in the early 70s? Richard Nixon was venal, he was anti-Semitic and he freely used the N-word, and he was the Progressive Republican.


• NASA explained Monday that the sonic booms that rocked South Florida Sunday were due to a super-sonic unmanned Air Force spy plane returning to earth after two years in space. It landed at Cape Canaveral. Out of habit, United Airlines guards boarded the plane to look for unruly passengers.


• North Korean media reported Sunday that the U.S. was complicit in a plot against North Korea's dictator Kim Jung Un. The CIA concurs. U.S. Navy SEALs were going to land on the roof of the palace, rappel down to Kim's suite, enter the window, tie him down, and then give him a grown man's haircut.


• Bernie Sanders' wife Jane is under FBI probe for bank fraud for lying on a loan application she made to keep the liberal college which she ran from going under. Still the school went under last year. The struggle highlights the battle between socialism and its most implacable enemy, arithmetic.


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