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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 23, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bob Gates ripped Obama for not admitting U.S. combat troops are fighting ISIS in Syria. It’s a nasty world. If you think they’re fighting in Syria, CNN executives are debating about whether viewers want to watch non-stop coverage of a missing airliner or non-stop coverage of Donald Trump

Senator Marco Rubio proposed a statue of Tim Tebow be placed in the U.S. Capitol’s Statuary Hall to represent Florida. He wants it to replace the current statue representing Florida, of Confederate General Kirby Smith. And Marco still can’t understand how Trump beat him in Florida.

Donald Trump was defended as a gentleman by his former girlfriend Rowann Brewer Tuesday, who added that the New York Times misquoted her to make Donald Trump look like a sexist boor. Her testimonial sounded a bit coached. She described Trump as a magnificent lover with huge hands.

Donald Trump released a list Tuesday of eleven conservative GOP judges he’d consider nominating to the Supreme Court if he’s elected president. The same day he met with Henry Kissinger. Donald Trump is doing a good job of unifying the Republican Party, all it took was no other options.

The Fox News poll came out on Wednesday showing Donald Trump with the lead over Hillary Clinton for the first time. Her camp is in total chaos. After the New York Times article portrayed Donald Trump as an incurable womanizer, Hillary doesn’t know whether to debate him or marry him.

Governor Ed Rendell predicted that Democrats will carry women voters because Trump plays to attractive women and there are a lot more unattractive women than there are attractive women. It may have saved Trump’s life. Now feminists might be out of ammunition by the time they get to him.

Governor Jerry Brown declared an end to the drought in California Thursday. The EPA says they won’t allow an excess-rainwater pipeline to be built from Texas to California because of the environmental impact it’d have on critical migration patterns. New voters could trip over it coming in.

North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory said Wednesday that Congress should step in and settle the trans-gender bathroom controversy. Don’t count on it. The last time Congress got involved in a bathroom issue, Senator Larry Craig of Idaho wound up at his retirement home in Pokafellow.

The Washington Post released the results of a poll of Indian tribes nationwide that found that ninety-percent of Native Americans are not offended by the Washington Redskins name. What a shock. It’s the highest approval Indians have ever given to anything with the name Washington in it.

Highmark Health Insurers sued the U.S. for the two hundred million dollars the U.S. owes them for Obamacare reimbursements. The insurers are facing the same extra expenses as the patients. Obamacare is just like one of those hospital gowns that ties in the back, you just think you’re covered.

Philadelphia began worrying about riots at the Democratic Convention after a Bernie Sanders mob got violent in Nevada’s state convention. Security is iffy. Philadelphia is broke and can’t pay overtime, so cops are being asked to work just for the chance to beat demonstrators at a historic event.

Donald Trump released a list of eleven judges he’d consider nominating to the Supreme Court if he’s elected president on Tuesday. The list accurately reflects his world view. There’s one judge from Yale, one judge from Texas, two judges from Utah and seven judges from the Miss USA Pageant.

The GOP on Tuesday formed a political action committee called Amish PAC to convince sixty thousand Amish voters in Pennsylvania and Ohio to vote for Donald Trump. Presentation is everything to the Amish. Don’t miss Donald Trump entering Lancaster in a horse drawn Boeing 747.

Donald Trump said in an interview Tuesday as president he’d have no problem speaking with North Korea’s brutal dictator Kim Jung Un. This could really work out for U.S. interests. If there’s one thing Kim Jung Un is sure to respect, it’s the one man in the world with crazier hair than he has.

California’s Attorney General agreed to investigate why gasoline prices in California are over a dollar higher per gallon than the rest of the U.S. Critics say that Californians are being screwed by the big oil companies. It’s no accident that the number one actor’s name in porn movies is Derrick.

CNN says a Saudi divorced his wife the day of their wedding because she was too busy texting friends to have sex with him on their wedding night. Such is the state of love today. A man never knows five minutes into lovemaking if his wife is shrieking from pleasure or from iPhone withdrawal.

The British Museum curators said they discovered an original copy of America’s Declaration of Independence in their basement vault in London. It got nice laugh. Parents always save the notes that their children write to them, especially the ones that say they’re running away from home.

Donald Trump met with Henry Kissinger Tuesday for a foreign policy tutorial from Nixon’s legendary diplomat. As a young Harvard professor in 1957, Kissinger wrote a book on how America could survive a nuclear war with the Russians that was so scary that Hollywood’s Stanley Kubrick made Kissinger the role model for Dr. Strangelove. Six Flags never had a ride as wild as the Cold War.


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