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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 9, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Rush Limbaugh defined Donald Trumpís popularity as a reaction against a rigged system run by insiders. Itís bipartisan. Democrats looked at the political map on Thursday and calculated that if Bernie Sanders can manage to win the next three primaries, Hillary will clinch the nomination.

Bernie Sanders won in Indiana promising free college and college loan forgiveness to young people. A recent report said that millions of recent college grads have moved back in with their parents. Donít you hate it when you child-proof your house, but somehow they still get in?

Mexicoís former president Vicente Fox publicly apologized for using profanity against Donald Trumpís vow to build a wall, and he invited him to Mexico. It wonít stop with a wall. Donald Trump will change the name of Cinco de Mayo to May the fifth, and he will make Mexico pay for the change.

Oakland cops canceled DUI checkpoints on Cinco de Mayo Thursday saying itís insensitive to Mexicans. Now itís a civil right for Hispanics to drive drunk on a Mexican holiday. Anglo-Saxons donít mind as long as we are allowed to tee the ball up in the rough during the British Open weekend.

The Justice Department announced Thursday that the U.S. government will no longer refer to convicted criminals as convicts or felons. They feel that using pejorative labels stigmatizes large numbers of minority men. O.J. Simpson is not a murderer or an armed robber, heís legally challenged.

Donald Trump drew a huge crowd in West Virginia Thursday where he promised to resurrect the U.S. coal industry that been under assault by environmentalists for decades. Both candidates were busy. Hillary spent Thursday campaigning in the Hispanic part of Los Angeles known as Los Angeles.

Donald Trump and his wife Melania confirmed in a joint interview Monday that if heís elected president, he will move into the White House. That would certainly make social history. Itíd be the first time a billionaire ever moved into federal housing that had been vacated by a black family.

Bernie Sanders scored another upset victory over Hillary in Indiana Tuesday then he laughed when Democrats asked him to step aside. The Bernie Sanders campaign has a new slogan for the rest of the Democratic primary campaign. The opera ainít over until the fat lady is cleared by the FBI.

President Obama thanked his fifth-grade teacher Mabel Hefty on National Teacherís Day last Tuesday. Bernie Sanders thanked his fifth-grade teacher, Moses the Lawgiver. For his part, Donald Trump took a gap year in the fifth grade to study under Don Rickles at the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas.

Brazilian entrepreneurs are buying acreage in Brazil to build a new theme park called Erotica Land. It will feature rides and attractions that are centered around the enjoyment of sex. Itís six years away but already the Surgeon General issued a warning to stay away from Splash Mountain.

Johnny Manziel turned himself in to Texas authorities Wednesday after a Dallas grand jury indicted him for assaulting his girlfriend in a Dallas hotel room this past fall. He wanted to to surrender. Johnny Manziel couldnít wait to go to prison, itís the only team that wonít release him.


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