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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 30, 2013 / 21 Sivan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Anthony Weiner asked New York voters Sunday to forgive him for his lewd texts to women he met online when he was in Congress. One of the women is a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get mixed up in such a sleazy business, the porn star had no answer.

Donald Trump commissioned a poll to see what questions the public has about him running for president. It's simple. Americans don't care about Donald Trump's birth certificate, but they do want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccination shots.

Rob Lowe was cast to play Jack Kennedy in the movie Killing Kennedy about the JFK assassination. It's murky. With each new mistress revealed, more people believe that Jack Kennedy either died of an STD the moment the shots rang out or that Jackie shot him.

J.C. Penney's advertised a teapot on a billboard that accidentally looks like Hitler giving a Nazi salute. Even worse, the teapots have sold out. Chevy Volt just fastened a whisk broom over the front license plate and mounted the antenna at one hundred forty degrees.

Michelle Obama attended a New York fundraiser which honored the first openly gay NBA player, Jason Collins. He came out last month. Reporters always looked up to him as an NBA role model for not fathering kids all over the country but now it makes more sense.

The Chicago Commodities Exchange saw coffee bean prices soar on news of a fungus that threatens this year's harvest. It's bad. Coffee is so expensive that U.S. border agents just caught a man trying to smuggle in five pounds of Folgers buried inside a ton of cocaine.

General Dentistry said Tuesday the citric acid in diet colas are as bad for your teeth as using amphetamines. However, it doesn't give you the same euphoric rush of power and control. For that you need a degree in cosmetic dentistry and an office in Beverly Hills.

China was accused Friday of expanding its cyber-hacking into Western business and banking journals. It's likely because the Chinese economy has begun showing signs of slowing down. Experts say it's what happens when your workforce starts to enter its teens.

Attorney General Eric Holder was urged to resign Monday for spying on Fox News and then denying it to Congress. Certainly no one suspects Obama's knowledge or complicity. Under this administration, a president just gives holiday speeches and grants knighthoods.

Wall Street investors celebrated Tuesday as the Dow Jones averages reached double what they were when Barack Obama took office. Speculators no longer denounce the president for his socialist leanings. They're starting to wonder what a communist could do.

Nancy Pelosi issued a seventy-nine page pamphlet of talking points Friday for House Democrats to follow as they explain ObamaCare coverage. It's flaky. Out of habit, the talking points blame stab wounds treated in the emergency room on an anti-Muslim video.

President Obama was in Chicago Wednesday for a Democratic Party gala. It's the city where he gets his spiritual advice. However the president's sťance with the late Mayor Daley was interrupted when Al Capone broke in to gripe about getting targeted by the IRS.

The IRS was sued in Washington D.C. by twenty-five conservative groups for targeting them. The scrutiny went on for three years. Rush Limbaugh tried to draw tacklers away from the groups when he introduced his own brand of tea but the IRS didn't go for the fake.

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