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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 29, 2013 / 20 Sivan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama called for an end to the War on Terror in his speech Thursday and urged Congress to revoke the war declaration. Who surrendered? Evidence from last weekend clearly shows that al-Qaeda hates the West the way Liberace hated Casual Friday.

Senator Lindsay Graham called for a special prosecutor to probe the IRS targeting of conservatives during the election. Don't forget Hollywood's role. TCM ran a golf movie marathon on Election Day that kept conservatives glued to their TV sets til the polls closed.

A Royal Caribbean liner to the Caribbean islands had a fire Sunday, forcing passengers to wake up, don their life jackets and head for the life boats. The whole trip was a little odd. Thanks to British Petroleum, the Caribbean now has two islands, Self-Service and Full.

The U.S. Department of Education is reviewing a recent study that suggested different menus and different exercises for boys and girls in U.S. schools to fight obesity. The study claims that male fat is different than female fat. It's true, male fat is canceled out by wealth.

Psychology Today said that workers should go iPhone-free when they go on vacation this summer. The gadgets chain people to their jobs. So many people are forced by their iPhone access to work for free and on their own time, the top-requested ringtone is Old Man River.

An Air Alaska passenger tried to open the emergency door and leave the plane while it was in the air. He tried to walk out at thirty thousand feet. Let this serve as a warning to distributors attending the Cannes Film Festival that lesbian love scenes aren't for everyone.

Kim Jung Un promoted himself to marshal of North Korea's armed forces Friday. The young dictator is a great believer in his own military prowess. Last week, Kim Jung Un glued suction cups on the back of all his army medals so he could wear them when he's in in the bathtub.

Hollywood enjoyed its biggest Memorial Day movie box office total on Monday with three hundred twenty million dollars in tickets sold. What a racket. The worst movie ever made went straight to the video stores after its opening weekend, but not before it bought the producer a really nice house.

Homeland Security proposed slapping an entrance fee on everybody who drives into the United States from Canada Friday. The last time the U.S. insulted Canada like this, the Canadians burned down the White House. It just makes the GOP silence on this idea all the more suspicious.

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