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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 28, 2013 / 19 Sivan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Sergio Garcia apologized for saying he'd invite Tiger Woods to dinner and feed him fried chicken. Two sponsors may drop him. Taylor Made golf clubs doesn't want to be associated with racism and Popeye's does not want to be associated with serial adultery.

President Obama gave a lengthy speech to the National Defense University Thursday outlining his decision to reduce the pilotless attacks on U.S. enemies. You can't make it up. President Obama spent an hour and fifteen minutes promising he's going to drone less.

President Obama said Thursday he rejected the idea the U.S. is in a global war against terrorism. He's ruined a fun drinking game. TV viewers who drink a shot of whisky every time a presdent says radical Islamic jihad have four years and four months of sobriety now.

Cleveland kidnap hero Charles Ramsay was given free hamburgers for life Thursday from restaurants. He was eating a Big Mac when he heard the kidnap victims screaming and rescued them from ten years captivity. Every time he bites into a Big Mac he hears a woman screaming, but until now it was just Michelle Obama driving by in her motorcade.

Jodi Arias told her jury Thursday she can help benefit society if they'll spare her. She said her hair can be used to help find a cure for cancer. It was the weakest argument to keep a woman alive since Nicole Brown Simpson told O.J. she can help him find a new agent.

L.A. voters cut the number of L.A. pot stores from six hundred to one hundred and thirty-five Tuesday. Fewer pot stores means less competition, higher prices, and less money for Twinkie purchases. The new owners couldn't have picked a worse time to buy Hostess.

The Powerball winner will pay Uncle Sam two hundred twenty-four million in taxes when he cashes Saturday's jackpot this week. The U.S. government is anxious to find out the person's name. They don't want to christen the next battleship the Anonymous Winner.

John McCain griped to Apple executives in Senate hearings Monday that it's too hard to always update the apps on his iPhone. The gadget causes him all kinds of problems. Every time John McCain tries to play Angry Birds his bird always gets shot down over Hanoi.

Congress heard testimony on the IRS, the Justice Deparment and Benghazi last week from whistle-blowers. It was relentless. The last time President Obama heard this many whistle-blowers he was taking five steps to the basket in an attempt to make a free throw.

IRS official Lois Lerner told Congress Wednesday she's done nothing wrong, broken no laws and violated no IRS rules. Then she took the Fifth. The Republicans immediately called some tobacco executives to double-check exactly how the Fifth Amendment works.

President Obama said he didn't know the IRS targeted Tea Partiers and he didn't know the Justice Daprtment spied on AP reporters, and he didn't know at first Benghazi was a terrorist attack. It's a smart strategy. By telling us he doesn't know anything, he's trying to convince us that Joe Biden is already president and we can skip the impeachment.

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