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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 22, 2013 / 13 Sivan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Cannes Film Festival got off to a rollicking start in France Saturday when red carpet interviews were interrupted by gunfire from a man in the crowd with a starter pistol. It was chaos. Order was restored when France surrendered to the guy with the starter pistol.

A Department of Education survey said Thursday more and more schools are cutting gym classes. It's to meet the new math and sciences class requirements. From now on, whenever America's kids get fat and fall down, at least they will know the science behind it.

Brooklyn narcotics police arrested a Papa John's pizza delivery man on Saturday for selling cocaine to his pizza customers on his rounds. He got cocky and gave himself away. The cops got suspicious when he was the only pizza delivery guy advertising on Instagram.

The Powerball Lottery winning numbers came up Saturday with six hundred million going to the winning ticket-holder. It's easier to predict what the winner will be than it is who the winner will be. The Oxford Dictionary defines a lottery winner as a former Democrat.

Philadelphia Eagles lineman Evan Mathis posted a photo on Instagram that showed him relieving himself on an IRS building in the city's old colonial district. It should be easy for the IRS to track him down. All they have to do is follow the yellow brick road.

President Obama met Burma's newly-elect president Thein Sein at the White House Monday. Sein is overseeing Burma's conversion from a police state with one-party rule and controlled press to an open democracy. We're like two ships passing in the night.

The Justice Department was found Monday to have been tapping the cell phones and reading e-mails of Fox News reporters this past year. It's damning. This proves that the White House knew the Benghazi attack was an al-Qaeda operation the minute it happened.

White House advisor Dan Pfeiffer said where Barack Obama was during the Benghazi attack is irrelevant. He flew to Vegas the day after the attack. Most husbands spend the night before they fly to Las Vegas doing house chores and hiding the Cialis in their wallets.

The IRS annouced Friday it's hiring thousands of specialists to review everyone's tax records to enforce ObamaCare. Buy stock in companies that make rubber gloves. The IRS is hiring so many proctologists that the immigration department can't issue the high-tech visas fast enough to keep up with demand.

President Obama said Friday he had no idea the IRS was targeting conservatives last year. He can say nothing else. Barack Obama once starred in a student movie, and when the script called for him to admit to doing something wrong, they had to get a stunt double.

The CNN poll Monday said sixty percent of Americans said they believe Obama when he says he didn't know the IRS was targeting conservatives That's odd. It was the number-one topic in every foursome at every golf club in America, how could he not know about it?

North Korea test-fired four long-range missiles on Saturday and Sunday. They barely made it offshore. North Korea has fired so many missiles barely into the ocean that they're starting to form a barrier reef that will protect the country from a Marine invasion.

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