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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 21, 2013 / 12 Sivan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New York's disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner disclosed Thursday that he still hasn't decided whether or not he'll run for Mayor of New York. His entry would make it a three-man race. Local racetrack bookies suggest that you bet on Weiner to show.

O.J. Simpson was in court Friday seeking a retrial of his robbery conviction in Las Vegas four years ago. It's a point of honor. O.J. Simpson is tired of being considered a thief, a burglar and a kidnapper and he wants to be recognized as the world class murderer he is.

The Chicago Bulls were eliminated by the Miami Heat in the NBA playoffs Thursday in a brutal series between the two physical teams. The Bulls are the president's favorite team. The Miami Heat now head to Washington D.C. to face their toughest opponent, the IRS.

The House Ways and Means Committee ripped IRS officals for targeting government opponents for scrutiny and reprisal. It's an old tradition. Will Rogers once said America has the best government money can buy, then he died in a mysterious plane crash in Alaska.

President Obama asked Congress Thursday for more money to guard U.S. embassies from attack. It's not necessary. All we have to do is register al-Qaeda as a conservative political action group and the IRS will shut them down for their anti-U.S. government views.

IRS official Sarah Ingraham, who was in charge of targeting conservatives, was put in charge of doling out ObamaCare. Hollywood noticed. Angelina Jolie is already estranged from her conservative father Jon Voight so it won't bother her to rat on him to get her breast surgery.

IRS Commissioner Steven Miller stonewalled Congress in testimony Friday. He stated he's an acting commissioner. That's someone from Second City who knows how to act like the executive branch had no knowledge the IRS was targeting conservative groups.

Italy's former premier Silvio Berlusconi's sex trial Friday had the beautiful teenaged party girl Ruby the Heartbreaker on the witness stand. She testified she used to dress up like a nun at his sex parties in two thousand dollar a night hotel suites and charge rich clients a thousand dollars for sex. If only electric cars did for the economy what Cialis does.

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