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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 13, 2013 / 4 Sivan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | L.A. Lakers star Kobe Bryant sued his mother in Philadelphia Thursday for selling his high school memorabilia at auction. It's no surprise at all. There are so many people in Los Angeles who are in therapy that psychiatrists celebrate Mother's Day as New BMW Day.

Cleveland was jubilant over the discovery Tuesday of the three women imprisoned in a house. They'd been missing for ten years. The only way Cleveland would celebrate any louder would be if one of the women came out of the house holding a starting quarterback.

Dennis Rodman urged North Korea's dictator Kim Jung Un to release the imprisoned American, Dennis Bay. We may have the bargaining chip. The bizarre young dictator is rumored to love crazy sex and Jodi Arias can sit in his prison cell just as easily as in ours.

Jodi Arias was convicted of first degree murder in Phoenix Wednesday. She stabbed her boyfriend twenty-seven times and then shot him while he was in the shower. Paul Simon just called a press conference to say there are now fifty-one ways to leave your lover.

Jodi Arias gave an interview to Fox News Wednesday, right after she was convicted of murdering her boyfriend. It was a lurid and sex-charged trial. She said she hopes to get the death penalty, but if she is ever paroled she'll run for U.S. Congress in South Carolina.

Mark Sanford was elected to Congress by South Carolina voters Tuesday despite his adulterous affair with an Argentine lady. His election sent a message to Washington. Americans are plainly tired of terrorism coverups and are ready to go back to sex scandals.

The White House was shamed over the Benghazi attack Wednesday and the next day the FBI admitted they told Boston cops nothing on Tamerlan Tsarnaev. It's nuts. President Obama bragged he's got al-Qaeda on the run but he failed to say they're running toward us.

Hillary Clinton was honored Wednesday by L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa who hopes to be her running mate. Pollsters say Hispanic voters will never support a Hispanic candidate who abandons his wife. It shows that language is not the only barrier between our cultures.

President Obama was asked by pizza restaurants and movie theaters to halt ObamaCare's rule that they display every item's calorie content. The calorie count of pizza and movie popcorn is like a French marriage. Too many questions take all the fun out of it.

U.S. Congresswoman Janice Hahn said ObamaCare will produce better marriages. She said too many people marry each other for health benefits. She's from L.A. where people marry each other for their cocaine connections, and live happily ever after.

Global News reports the invention of the iFlask which looks like an iPhone but holds five ounces of whiskey for workplace drinking. You drink through the headphone jack. In California you are required to use a straw in order to comply with the hands-free drinking law.

Carnival Cruise reported Thurday that two of its passengers on a South Pacific cruise liner either fell off or jumped off the ship and are lost at sea. It's amazing. Some people are willing to go seventy-five feet straight down in order to get clean water on a cruise ship.

President Obama flew to Austin to kick off his jobs tour Thursday to highlight regions that are generating jobs. The Dow Jones just hit fifteen thousand and he's touting low-tax Texas as a model for job growth. President Obama needs to be able to do a good Ronald Reagan impression if he's going to ride out the Benghazi scandal without being impeached.

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