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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 9, 2013 / 29 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton will be given the Helen Keller Humanitarian Award in New York next week. She did great things despite being blind and deaf. Somehow you knew Hillary Clinton would come up with a fool-proof defense for missing the Benghazi terrorist attacks.

Al Gore was reported Monday to have two hundred million in the bank after he sold Current TV. He's now as rich as Mitt Romney. Forget Asian Tiger mom techniques, the best way to raise kids to be successful in life is to make them boring, white and unelectable.

President Obama gave the commencement address at Ohio State on Sunday. He told the college seniors that it's their responsibility to make the world a better place. It's believed to be the earliest a president's ever thrown in the towel after winning re-election.

Los Angeles school officials faced public outrage Tuesday over all the recent cases of sex between teachers and students in L.A. What's happened to civil society? There was once a time in our country's history when kids had to be satisfied with banging the erasers.

Dr. Drew Pinsky pulled his Celebrity Rehab reality show off the air Monday after the fifth celebrity relapsed and died. The doctor is being too hard on himself. Not one of the five celebrities has touched a drink or a drug since completing his treatment program.

Las Vegas casinos banned Google Glasses to prevent card cheating on Monday. These glasses could allow a poker player to have a spy in the room who could tip you off without ever moving his lips. It could put every ventriloquist in Las Vegas out of business.

Tim Tebow was named the most influential athlete Tuesday in a survey published by Forbes. It's easy for ad men to explain. Tim Tebow combines the excitement of wildly unpredictable quarterback skills with the popularity of Jesus and unemployment benefits.

Pfizer announced it'll sell Viagra directly to patients on its company website Monday and send the pills to men via overnight mail. It's big news. The U.S. Postal Service just announced they are projecting their budget will be in the black for the first time in forty years.

Senator Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma accused President Obama of buying up the nation's bullets in order to to limit gun rights. He's not the only one who senses it. Already street gangs in Chicago are training themselves to be able to throw knives like circus performers.

Senator Saxby Chabliss scored a hole in one to win the match for the GOP and defeat President Obama and his Democratic partner Mark Warner. It won't go unanswered. The president is reportedly so upset he ordered Homeland Security to buy up all the golf balls.

Dan Rather was on an NBC talk show Sunday. He said that President Obama's critics want to cut his heart out and throw his liver to the dogs. It sounds like he's been interviewing rival tribes in Kenya for a new documentary that he's hoping to sell to Nat Geo.

New Jersey's GOP Governor Chris Christie underwent lap band surgery Monday. The timing is no accident. Prince Harry is going to be his guest in New Jersey this week and when everybody starts partying, he wants to look his best in the naked cell phone pictures.

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