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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 7, 2013 / 27 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Google Glass developers announced Thursday the glasses will be able to take photos with a wink of an eye. The photos and video you take with the eyeglasses go directly to the Internet. Bill Clinton has wished for the last time that he was twenty years younger.

President Obama flew to Mexico for meetings on trans-national issues Thursday. He hailed the success of U.S. businesses operating in Mexico. Last year in Mexico City over one hundred thousand people went to Borders thinking they'd found a short cut to Tucson.

Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts threatened to move the Cubs out of Wrigley Field if the city doesn't let him have a six-thousand-square-foot scoreboard. These are the Cubs. Don't you need to score runs before you need a six-thousand-square-foot scoreboard?

Washington Wizard Jason Collins became the first pro basketball player in history to come out of the closet and admit he is gay Monday. All around the country, sports fans were shocked. Nobody had any idea that the Washington Wizards play pro basketball.

Kim Jung Un announced he'll build an amusement park in Pyongyang this year that incudes a replica of London's Big Ben clock and the Eiffel Tower. He has a knack for business. He expects that the ride where you fly little planes into them could be very popular.

Boston cops arrested two illegal aliens from Kazakhstan for helping the Tsarnaevs cover up after the bombing. The Central Asian country is rich in oil and a hotbed of dissent. You don't have to be a petroleum engineer to know that's grounds for an invasion.

Swedish cops uncovered marijuana and a stun gun hidden inside Justin Bieber's tour bus in Stockholm. It's the same old story. Another nineteen-year-old kid has built up such a tolerance to pot that it requires a stun gun to give him the giggles and the munchies.

Robert Redford is starring in The Company You Keep about the violent underground anti-war protesters in the Sixties and what became of them today. They're still active. University of Chicago professor and former Weather Underground bomber Bill Ayers just applied to teach at U-Mass Dartmouth so he can work with any remaining subversives.

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