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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 3, 2013 / 23 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |

NBA's Jason Collins came out as gay Monday and then it surfaced he'd been engaged to a beautiful blonde woman for eight years. She told reporters she never had a clue he was gay. Tom Hanks immediately conceded the Tony Award for Best Actor to Jason Collins.

Willie Nelson celebrated his eightieth birthday Tuesday surrounded by friends and band members on his tour bus on the road. He looks great. Willie Nelson is in perfect health and he is really upset about it because he cannot get a marijuana card in California.

President Obama said Tuesday he's going to try to close down Guantanamo prison in Cuba. He admitted he's not sure how. The best idea is to declare Gitmo a small business and require it to comply with ObamaCare, and in six months it will be a Goodwill Thrift Shop.

President Obama is jetting to Mexico Friday to discuss progress on the immigration reform bill. There's been no progress. Under the immigration reform bill, any illegal immigrant who's been in the U.S. for less than two years will be right back with your entree.

Mexico's government said Tuesday it will ask President Obama for more legal jobs for Mexicans going to America and fewer deportations. They have a willing partner. President Obama is in Mexico to celebrate his favorite annual holiday, Sinko de Economy.

Amsterdam celebrated Tuesday as Queen Beatrix abdicated from the throne so that her son Willem might be crowned King of the Netherlands. The ruling Dutch dynasty is immensely popular. It's an easy country to govern because there are no laws to enforce.

The FBI nailed a Mississippi karate teacher for mailing ricin to President Obama and framing an Elvis impersonator. Obama may invoke his Syria Doctrine. It holds that it's okay to prosecute someone for using chemical weapons as long as no one is killed by them.

The FDA ruled Wednesday the morning-after birth control pill will be available over-the-counter to women age fifteen or older. It's hugely popular. Another drug company is trying to invent a morning-after pill for men, it changes your DNA and your phone number.

Boston cops arrested two illegal aliens from Kazakhstan for helping the Tsarnaevs cover up after the bombing. The bombing may have been a rogue operation but the cover-up calls for a massive U.S. military retaliation. For crying out loud, Kazakhstan has oil.

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