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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 1, 2013 / 21 Iyar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Grand Ole Opry will hold the funeral for country music star and drinking legend George Jones today in Nashville. It was decided to bury him in a local cemetery. If they had cremated his ashes it would have taken oil well firefighters three weeks to put him out.

President Obama was hilarious at the Correspondents' Dinner Saturday. He kidded about being a socialist, a narcissist and being born outside the U.S. He's getting it all out there so when Bob Woodward releases his next book the president can say it's all old news.

The NBA ownership committee recommended Monday that the Sacramento Kings remain in California's capital city and not move to Seattle. Why shouldn't the Kings stay in Sacramento? It's not like there are any republicans there to threaten the monarchy.

President Obama telephoned Vladimir Putin Monday to thank him for Russia's help identifying the Boston bombers Djhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev. They don't take chances on security in Russia. Russian records on the Chechens go back to their sonograms.

South Carolina's Mark Sanford is running against Stephen Colbert's sister for a vacant House seat. It pits an adulterous Republican versus a liberal Democrat. This is the first time since the Falkland Island referendum that Queen Elizabeth could win a write-in vote.

The Rayburn House Office Building was cleared out after a member received a letter full of white powder Monday. It wasn't ricin or anthrax. At Colombia's next Rotary Club meeting they're going to agree on packaging standards so that these mistakes don't happen.

The Supreme Court nullified Alabama laws which crack down on illegal immigration Monday. It's good for funding. When you add Mexican drug gangs to a state that's part Ku Klux Klan and part Black Panther, Alabama may be reclassified a Los Angeles High School.

California lawmakers proposed a bill to allow illegal aliens to serve on juries. This is dangerous in the warm weather months. With twelve lawns going uncut at the same time, fire marshals could interrupt trials and order the jury to get back to cutting the grass.

The GAO issued a report Monday saying President Obama spent twice as much time playing golf and vacationing as he did attending meetings on the economy. There's been some improvement. The economy is stalled but the president is regularly breaking eighty.

Greg Norman urged the PGA to begin blood-testing golfers for deer-antler spray that builds muscle against the rules. The players are always looking fo a competitive edge. The first golfer to grow antlers may get a huge endorsement deal from Hartford Insurance.

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