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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 4, 2012/ 12 Iyar, 5772

Obama Tops Mitt's Pizzas

By Roger Simon




http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | It's good to be president.

True, you get blamed for stuff. But, if you are smart, you control events far more than events control you.

Take campaign optics. The optics of a political event not only establish context and shape meaning, but people remember the images long after they forget the words.

On Tuesday, Mitt Romney's optics included Romney carrying pizzas into a Lower Manhattan firehouse.

Barack Obama's optics had Obama standing in front of hulking, sand-colored MRAP (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected) behemoths at Bagram Air Base outside Kabul, Afghanistan, as he addressed the people of America.

If that strikes you as a grossly unfair comparison, it is because the comparison is grossly unfair. But real.

Presidents have certain disadvantages — they get blamed for everything from unemployment to gas prices — but they also have certain advantages: They have cool stuff like Air Force One to fly them places, and they have the U.S. military to serve as background.

Presidential campaigns are about campaigning. Which is to say that a day in which Mitt Romney communed with pizzas and Barack Obama communed with our troops and nation is a day that Romney probably lost.

A few days earlier, Romney was asked if he would have ordered the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, and Romney replied: "Of course. Even Jimmy Carter would have given that order."

Even Jimmy Carter? Even the guy who had the guts to order a military mission into Iran in 1979 to try to rescue U.S. hostages? Sure, the mission was a disaster, but Carter tried. And why beat up on a guy best known today for climbing up ladders and building homes for Habitat for Humanity?

So with the one-year anniversary of the killing of bin Laden fast approaching, it seemed like a good subject for Romney to slide away from by ... delivering pizzas to a firehouse! What could be better than that? How could Obama possibly top that kind of imaginative optics?

So Tuesday Romney joins up with legend-in-his-own-mind Rudy Giuliani and goes to Joe's Pizza parlor in the West Village and orders six pizzas for $136.

Romney takes out a platinum money clip and slaps down a $10,000 bill — OK, OK, I am lying about the money clip and the bill. Romney pays, leaves a tip, and the two men walk out to a waiting black SUV to proceed to the firehouse.

According to Sam Youngman of Reuters, "As Romney leaves Joe's Pizza carrying three pizzas, someone on the sidewalk shouts, 'Just don't put 'em on the roof of the car!'"

New Yorkers. You gotta love 'em.

The two men motor over to Engine 24, Ladder 5, a firehouse on Sixth Avenue and Houston Street, that lost 11 of its firefighters on 9/11, and Romney and Giuliani, carrying three pizza each, walk past the horde of cameras — and then dump the pizzas into the arms of a waiting aide as soon as the two (incorrectly) assume they are out of camera range.

No press is allowed inside, but afterward, speaking about the day bin Laden was "taken out," Romney says, "We respect and admire the many people who were part of that, from the president who authorized that attack" to all the rest.

Romney goes on to criticize Obama for "politicizing" the event, but throughout his remarks a leather-lunged protester is screaming, "Mitt Romney, you're a racist!" at the top of her lungs.

New York magazine will later provide a Web transcript that goes: "Mitt Romney, you're a racist! Mitt Romney, you're a racist! Mitt Romney, you're a racist! Mitt Romney, you're a racist! Mitt Romney, you're a racist! Mitt Romney, you're a racist! Mitt Romney, you're a racist! Mitt Romney, you're a racist! Mitt Romney, you're a racist! Mitt Romney, you're a racist!" And so forth.

The day goes downhill from there, as Richard Grenell, the Romney campaign's openly gay foreign policy and national security spokesman, resigns in the wake of conservative attacks and the Dow Jones industrial average hits a four-year high.

Then it gets worse, as Romney and the rest of America learn that Obama has flown to Afghanistan to talk to the troops and address the nation.

The optics are impeccable. Obama is dressed not in the leather jacket adorned with presidential seal that he has worn in war zones in the past, but a dark business suit, white shirt and red tie with white dots. The message is not commander in chief, but president.

He stands in front of the looming 14-ton MRAPs, one draped with an American flag, and speaks for only 11 minutes. He affirms that by the end of 2014 the Afghans will be in charge of their own security, though U.S. forces will still carry out "two narrow security missions beyond 2014: counterterrorism and continued training."

"Our goal is not to build a country in America's image," Obama says.

Which is a switch. Our goal used to be counterinsurgency, and now it is counterterrorism. The difference? Counterinsurgency is when you try to win the hearts and minds of the enemy. Counterterrorism is when you kill the enemy and then try to win their hearts and minds.

In America, Romney heads to two posh fundraisers in Philadelphia's Main Line suburbs, where he expects to rake in $1 million. (Or 44,111 Joe's pizzas.) But he is forced to say something about Obama's speech.

So at 9:51 p.m. Eastern time, Romney releases a statement that begins, "I am pleased that President Obama has returned to Afghanistan."

Now if Romney can just get Obama to stay there.

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